sherking

- shitting and jerking off at the same time

Hey Baby - Last night I was sherking, shitting my pants while dreaming of fucking YOU.

by joe May 13, 2005

shreking

When two guys each stick their dick in a girls ear simultaneously. Can be used as a joke, used as ear sex, or used as a finale.

Hey man, you remember that hot chick at the party last night? Well John and I ended up shreking her afterward.

by BBreezy716 September 12, 2014

Sherking

Shoulder twerking. The act of aggressively shaking one’s arm booty (AKA shoulders) in an up and down motion

“Yeet, dude! Whats she doin bruh?”
“OMFG broski, she be sherking!”

by Yeetbroski February 15, 2019

sherking

Masturbating in the shower.

Brian: What took you so long, were you sherking again?

by LionelFritzyJungle June 7, 2010

shredding the gnar

To completely beast mode at any extreme sport.

"Yeah Brian I'm out here on the slopes shredding the gnar."

by Indie loserrrrrrrr October 5, 2016

Shrekkism

Shrekkism (or shrekkyism) is the name of the religion that believes/warships the one true god, Shrek. Shrekkism is about Shrek, and his battle to save the world from the evil demon, fairy god mother. We pray to Shrek, then thank the lord and eat an onion. And as always, it's not over, it is all ogre. Shrek is love, Shrek is life

-smart 🅱️🅾️ℹ: My religion is shrekkism
Dum🅱️🅰️ss: shrekkism? Wut dat is?
Smart 🅱️🅾️ℹ: omae wa mu, shinderu

Dum🅱️🅰️ss *dies*

by hugegay May 30, 2018

shredding paper

When co-workers go to the back room and screw like donkeys

I cant wait to get to work and start shredding paper

by Charles Pinewood April 1, 2009