A term used to describe the state of ones' hands after the successful completion of fisting someone or something in the anus due to their similarity to brown mittens.
Derived from: "shit mittens"
Also can be used as a show of surprise, anger, or disappointment.
Derived from: "shit mittens"
Also can be used as a show of surprise, anger, or disappointment.
Person 1: "So, did you get your brown wings last night then?"
Person 2: "Not only did i get them, I also got a pair of shittens!"
Person 1: "Shittens mate! thats fuckin brill!"
Person 2: "Not only did i get them, I also got a pair of shittens!"
Person 1: "Shittens mate! thats fuckin brill!"
by Team lean supreme May 26, 2008
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The term for a pair of socks worn as emergency mittens to clean oneself after a drug induced festival attack of diahorrea.
The term for a pair of socks worn as emergency mittens to clean oneself after a drug induced festival attack of diahorrea.
"Day 2 - 12.00pm - after his accident ,and in an act of desperation, Shakey Blakey removed his retro Pumas and turned his socks into temporary Shittens, so he could clean himself up enough to not offend anyone else watching the De La Soul set. Party on!!"
- Ronny Biggs' Essential Festival Diary 2001
- Ronny Biggs' Essential Festival Diary 2001
by Ronny Biggs October 21, 2005
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A wierd word that was made up by the Mast family...
Mostly describes a brat, or a monster, that is COMPLETELLY annoying/stupid, or Even overrated(See my Halo deffinition).
Mostly describes a brat, or a monster, that is COMPLETELLY annoying/stupid, or Even overrated(See my Halo deffinition).
Those little Shitterasses broke my damned lamp last week runnin round my house like a fucking Shitterass!
by Brandon "Swiffer" A. April 29, 2005
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Get the shitterstein mug.One that stands on a toilet rim to deposit fecal matter into the bowl. This is done to avoid a dirty toilet and catching germs from the rim. Can be noticed by the footprints left on the toilet seat and splashed poop.
After a heavy night of drinking beer and eating chicken wings, Jay pulled a shithouse buzzard in the restroom at the Greyhound Bus Station.
When Mike went into the restroom, he noticed footprints and splashed poop on the rim. This led him to call out in the club "How is the shithouse buzzard?"
When Mike went into the restroom, he noticed footprints and splashed poop on the rim. This led him to call out in the club "How is the shithouse buzzard?"
by Jenna Page, Slow Talking Jay November 11, 2013
Get the shithouse buzzard mug.When you are on your way out the door, and are filibustered by suddenly having to take a shit that cannot wait. Usually as result of drinking coffee or eating breakfast.
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