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Shitshot 

A professional sex move where you aim a 1911 loaded with explosive rounds at your friend or family members chocolate starfish whilst prolapsed. Once ready you unload the whole magazine Into the opened anal cavities, spewing shit all over the gun and yourself, perfectly covering it and you. You then let it crust on you and the gun for the duration your handy helper is recovering.
Sorry I’m covered in this, my uncle wanted to give me a shitshot a few days ago, he’s currently recovering after it!
Shitshot by DookFUCK!!! March 23, 2024
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Shitship 

If you and your friends have a toxic friendship
"My friend keeps calling me a dumbfuck!" Thats a shitship.
Shitship by jubemdabem April 8, 2024

shu-shitshoe

a sexual act where your woman hovers her anus over a shoe and shits in it
shu-shitshoe by gerbilkill March 8, 2026

Saturday Night ShitShow 

weekly drunkeness at a friends house including :
fist pumping, pacman, card games, dance breaks, spilling beer on the floor and passing out.
Scott: "Kent, are you going to saturday night shitshow"

Kent: " of course, im ready to fist pump all night"

Emma: "why is scott and vicky killing eachother again?"

Niall: " its only tradition emma."

Puerto rican shitshow 

When your coworker manages to spray the top of the toilet tank with assjuice, and or leaves shitty corn on the bathroom floor at work. People tend to do this move at gas stations and movie theaters.
I walked into the bathroom at work only to see that Carlos turned it into a puerto rican shitshow! Somehow he splashed his ass juice all over the employee bathroom and leaves it for others to take care of.