Shit on a Dick

A phrase that means "I will go off" or "I'm so fucking high right now"

"If Tammy shows up I will literally shit on a dick"
"I'm not good right now Becky, I am shitting on a dick"

by thenamesgenital February 22, 2018

Dick Shit

Shit that comes out of ones dick and most likely will come out in spaghetti form.

My dick shit had corn/nuts in it.

My dick had diaherria.

I need an enima for me winky

by Paul O. September 4, 2005

shit ass dick bitch

You call your buddy matteo this when he's acting up

Yo Matteo Corsi you're a shit ass dick bitch and you should stop acting up

by Penis bitch ass shit ass July 13, 2017

dick shit

A dick head that's full of shit

That dick shit stole my beer and told the most full of shit stories I've ever heard.

by Tyler R wright June 6, 2015

dick shit

Another name for sperm, jizz, semen.

Whoa gurl! You made my dick shit in my pants!
"Every man's dick shit is white colored."

by DarkAbysstriss October 2, 2009

are you shitting my dick

A popular catch from TikTok humorously asking if you’re being serious/for real

“dude that test was hard”
“are you shitting my dick right now?! i haven’t studied”

by bahka78 October 6, 2021

Are you shitting my dick

Are you being for real

Vivian are you shitting my dick right now

by cowboygoldfish April 18, 2022