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Hooker Sheets

The QUILTED POLYESTER BEDSPREAD at low budget hotels that may or may not ever get cleaned.
The bed cover between the sheets that you sleep in and the going on's in a hotel room. Most people do not remove this cover before sex or until it is time to sleep.
Usually having a floral pattern or repetitive pattern on them.
Oh no, this hotel has hooker sheets.
by ripplewalk October 26, 2011
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stain on the sheet

a term used to give reference to a pre-birth era before your father's sperm impregnated your mother it was a dribble on the bedsheets.
"Back then you were just a stain on the sheets!"
by Kat November 20, 2004
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Snack Sheet

A flat bed sheet that a lazy, couch potato-type person spreads out on his or her sofa to protect the upholstery from little piles of foods (especially from Fourth Meal) that he or she keeps at hand. Using a snack sheet saves the effort of washing dishes and bowls. Oftentimes, the person (or people) utilizing the snack sheet will do so unclothed. In this case, the snack sheet can further protect the couch upholstery from skin oils and other body soils. Also: a metonymy for sloth and gluttony
They never leave the house on a weekend. They just stay home, watching Lifetime and eating Ritz crackers on their snack sheet.
by CaperGirl June 26, 2012
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Character Sheet

1. In table-top role-playing games, such as Dungeons & Dragons, a Character Sheet is the paper representation of a player character. Its function mirrors that of stat screens and menus in computer and console RPGs, because it keeps track of your character, your character's stats, equipment, etc. In the revised version of Dungeons & Dragons v3.5, Character Sheets are about four pages, the first having the character's name, ability scores, equipped weapons, etc; the second and third pages contain equipment and magic information, and the last page keeps track of your skill ranks and feats.
You can download Character Sheets as Adobe PDFs off of Wizards' official website.
by aka_pyro July 9, 2007
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Aww Sheet

1. When someone tries to say oh shit but with more emphasis and enthusiasm.

2. When someone tries to sound like a black man.
"Aww Sheet nigga, that dude dun did dem tingz styll"
by Tolegit2Quit February 13, 2009
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Sex Sheets

A pair of sheets you specifically put on top of the bed prior to sex to avoid later sleeping in your own jizz. There are no specifications of sex sheets, though they mainly a light color to mask sex juice.

Also helps pass black light tests.
Hey What the Fuck, friends don't let friends sleep in other friends Jizz..... No worries, I had the sex sheets on first
by Iwontblackout January 4, 2012
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