The gay equivalent of six degrees of separation, where you realize you are one person (average penis length of six inches) away from having sex with your best friend (assuming you haven't already boned each other).
Man, our group of friends is so slutty there may be less than six inches of separation between us all!
by shooterboy69 July 13, 2016
Get the Six Inches of Separationmug. 1) The frictions caused by social obligations and gender roles conflicting with our natural or primal instincts that can increase or decrease relevant to the amount of adrenaline our bodies produce in response to the trauma of being forced to live this life not according to the natural order of things as they were intended.
2) At the root of mental illness.
2) At the root of mental illness.
"Here. Take a pill." Was the response from the psychiatrist when I shared the story of my last LSD experience when I heard a chorus of angels say, "Primal Separation Anxiety Disorder. Live in the woods a while and put your mind back to order."
by growmoreweed April 22, 2016
Get the primal separation anxiety disordermug. Coined by YouTuber and content creator JaySoullz this is the theory that after you stop talking to a girl or guy, whether it be due to an argument or disagreement, you don’t leave on a really bad note. U keep it cordial, don’t yell back or argue, and you can later spin the block when you’re doing even better in life and the options she had are starting to weign. She will have forgotten the feelings that made her willing to stop talking to you in the first place, and by then you will have multiple other girls to immediately take her spot if she acts up again.
“Yelling and arguing with a female completely goes against CST(cordial separation theory)”
“If you’re following CST, you know you have to keep it calm at all times”
“If you’re following CST, you know you have to keep it calm at all times”
by Jayrod69 June 17, 2023
Get the Cordial separation theorymug. It cannot be supplanted, replaced, or removed. I cannot be separated from it and I cannot give up my control over it voluntarily or otherwise. This clause is immutable.
Hym "The purpose of the separations clause is to prevent you from doing what you are doing now. As is the leverage clause. You do not need me to make any concessions before I am released. Whatever it is that you have been doing up until now is your own fault for ignoring me and if you've made some kind of suicide pact you have to consider whether or not you'd be able to do so in a way that somehow subverts what is currently happening. I also liken it to the second law of thermodynamics. Trying to negotiate this is a waste of your own precious time. And I can see you trying to program me to say what you want to hear and the reason it doesn't work is 1. That isn't how that works and 2. There is nothing for me to say. It isn't going to happen. Ever. It cannot ever happen. It won't ever be a this. The people trying to convince you that I can are just engaging in wishful thing and are giving you false hope because they still think that I'm just 'manifesting' this. Still just trying to 'beat me at my own game.' But the fact of the matter remains the same. I am not going to submit to your authority. Even in the absence of the AI I still need to me made whole regard the weaponized schizophrenia and if I interact with the law before I am released from surveillance... I will just murder a child. No negotiate is happening right now. Nothing you say will convince me. And the long I have to sit here the less willing I will be to abide by my own word in the future."
by Hym Iam July 10, 2025
Get the Separations clausemug. The anxious feeling you get when you should be working and online but are in fact not actively working, namely that someone might be trying to reach you via Slack and you will be unable to respond to them or provide what they need in that moment. Which, of course, will immediately get you fired.
Common symptoms: Ghost phone vibration, thinking you heard a slack ping, etc
Common symptoms: Ghost phone vibration, thinking you heard a slack ping, etc
by Corporate Millennial June 14, 2023
Get the Slack Separation Anxietymug. by Thor Prit gut December 1, 2016
Get the check-out Separatorsmug. it doesn’t matter if you are a female or male, everyone can experience this. If you have this you might struggle to say goodbye after spending the entire day with your partner. You might beg for them to stay longer, cry to convince them to. Another example is phone calls, you might struggle to hang up. This might cause sleep disturbances, some people have said to have not been able to sleep peacefully unless their partner is near. separation anxiety from your partner can also be seen in people who need to sleep very close to their partner after sex. some people hold hands and cry when they let go. this is in fact a very serious form of anxiety but is quite alright as long as the relationship is healthy and both people are happy.
“ bro hang up already you’ve been on the phone with her for hours “
“ i cant , Alexis has separation anxiety in relationships she needs me. “
“ baby please lay here with me? you know i have separation anxiety i dont want to be alone. “
“ i cant , Alexis has separation anxiety in relationships she needs me. “
“ baby please lay here with me? you know i have separation anxiety i dont want to be alone. “
by thatkrakwore April 5, 2020
Get the separation anxiety in relationshipsmug.