single seat of straight guy separation

A single seat used to announce to everyone in eyesight that you are not gay.

Hey homey, leave a single seat of straight guy separation, wouldn't want that hotty over there to wonder about us.

by southernfried July 15, 2010

separation block

A shitty T-shaped wooden block used to separate canoodlers so that there is enough room for Jesus. The block is usually one Joel arm length and can pry, stab and injure canoodlers. It is also commonly used as a "shooing stick." When using the separation block, the most common phrases consist of "Leave room for Jesus!" and "No purpleing at camp!"

Joel: No purpleing at camp, or I'll have to use my separation block on you!

by Zesty Taco April 18, 2018

Sparatic

When things instantaneously go wrong like a electric current, often causing confusion.

"Dude, the other day I was at this party that went sparatic; the lights went off, the cake caught fire, I even stepped on a dog that snuck in the house."

"Don't let that guy near that machine, he'll make it go sparatic."

"Man, I never thought fishing with your hands would be so sparatic!"

"Game of Thrones was so sparatic last night!"
"James, it's always like that. Stop getting on wikipedia."

by Quackels May 30, 2018

sparatic

a moment in which shit goes down in a dark room with music on preferably with a hot girl, depending on your sexual preferance; that makes that moment incredibly better than it was a few seconds ago.

"yo, me and juliet where having a great time in m basement when this amazing sparatic moment happend which made everything so much better."
"sparatic moments are the BESTT!"

by JTB733 October 3, 2008

separatist

One that causes world wars and civil wars that trys to seperate one party from another to gain more power to make more war.

You said that the war is going to be good for us? you sound like a separatist

by Revan Ecks August 11, 2006

separation anxiety

This is where children and babies become scared and anxious over their parents or carers leaving them in a childcare setting. The children will most likely cry and need comforting, so that they will become more independent and not become so anxious when their parents leave.

parent 1: How was my child today?
Key Worker: Your child continuously cried and didn't want to eat or play. I believe he may be suffering from separation anxiety

by ObserversAreWatching February 13, 2017

seperate

the misinterpreted and incorrect way of spelling "separate" you dumb fuck

Kim: hey is this how you spell "separate"

John: no you fucking retard it's not "seperate" it's "separate"

by combatkid January 3, 2020