common sense

What everyone on the internet is totally lacking

It's 2017 and still no sign of common sense on the internet

by Suckin' on the Dictionary August 18, 2017

[Seventh] [Sense]

The feelng you get when you know someone behind you is talking about you, but you can't hear what they are saying.

Jeez, I hate it when my Seventh Sense is tingeling.

by Dee Lee February 04, 2009

Common Sense

Essentially, common sense is seen as knowledge that most people (except babies and the mentally disabled) should know. This can apply to things affecting all humans, or it can pertain to certain peoples and issues. When someone does something that contradicts common sense, you tend to think, "Dude you are so stupid. Anyone with common sense would have avoided that."

Things that universally defy common sense:
-trying to breathe underwater
-staring into the sun to try to see it
-trying to touch a rainbow
-believing politicians truly care about the people
-telling someone with a bazooka to fuck off
-driving on the wrong side of the freeway
-being a hypocrite
-poking any dangerous creature

by MissCaliBrownie April 07, 2010

nonce-sense

The way in which Peadophiles reason.
from Brass Eye

'Who would abduct a child?'
"i don't know, its absolute nonce-sense'

by AbbotWhite October 05, 2007

Bidey senses

When someone bisexual is able to identify other people who aren't straight. A little bit like Gaydar. Makes reference to Spider Man's "Spidey senses".

Person 1: *sees* a stranger --"Wow, my Bidey senses are DEFINITELY tingling!"

by tbhidk123 May 26, 2017

the sixth sense

The movie that caught everyone off guard. As soon as the twist hits you, you get so pissed off and say to yourself, "Damn it, I can't believe I didn't see that coming.

"I see dead people"

"They don't know they're dead"

"They can't see each other"

The sixth sense was great!!

by Maserota89 April 03, 2008

Gaming sense

The ability to sense things in games, simply because of predictable, long-standing game cliches.

My gaming sense tells me that this innocuous red barrel will explode if thrown.

My gaming sense tells me that this grave will have valuable items in it if I dig it up.

My gaming sense tells me that I'll have to fight a boss in this unexpectedly cavernous room.

by Random input September 25, 2011