Sealface

1: The worlds worst kind of person.

2: A total douche.

3: That guy in the group that no one actually likes.

Holy shit, that dude is such a sealface!
Oh damn, Sealface is shit!

by shotgunjimmy May 16, 2010

Seal Teaming

Doing reckless hoodrat shit with ya boys at the at your local mall/walmart with a combination of African American and Caucasian males only. To be an elite member you bend over and derail your local lifeguard on the express train to pound town. #KOP

Yo lets go seal teaming at KOP tonight.

Yo lets seal team and bend over this lifeguard right quick

by SharkNado July 25, 2014

Sealy productions

What you call a gay sexual male (or female) who will probaly say this is fake and gay

this man gay, sealy productions type of gay

by Sealyhater August 19, 2019

Navy Seal 6

The only people to ever find Osama bin Laden

" hey, you wanna play hide and seek?"
"sure, but I'm Navy Seal 6!"
"shit

by Osama basher June 2, 2011

Pee Seal

When one is drinking alcohol and goes to the bathroom then needs to go every 5 minutes or so.

Person 1: Damit, I really shouldn't have pee'd yet.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I just broke my pee seal, now I need to go every five minutes.

by peemaster December 29, 2011

ghetto seal

A rarely seen black aquatic sports competitor.

Did you see how fast that ghetto seal swam his leg of the 4x100? He was so fast and smooth he looked like an oil slick!

by CoonTastic July 23, 2014

Chonky seal

There isn’t much to explain about this, It is literally a Chonky seal, a pillow you hug and it takes your life problems away. Seal very Chonky

Mum: “What size Chonky seal should I buy for you?”
Me: “Yes”

by Chonkyseallover December 28, 2020