Selfie

Proof that the human genome is gradually degrading. This Bieber generation term is used to describe a photo taken by a person wielding a smartphone, with their pre-teen friend twerking in the background.
Not really considered an actual word by anyone with an IQ higher than 5, Selfie/Selfy is really more of a sound. A fucking horrible sound.

Jess: I'm'a take a selfie
John: Somebody take this bitch's phone.

by Chainsaw 0352 June 26, 2014

Selfie Stick

A monopod for dumb people who need to ruin perfectly good pictures but sticking their faces over part/most of it. Created primarily to allow girls (mainly) to fit more fake friends in to a picture and to prevent issues with fat faces and picture distortion form holding the camera to close to the face, which are all symptoms of selfies held and arm length.

"I took a picture at a concert with my selfie stick - so you can see me having fun at the event and I can place value on myself based on this photo"

by AmericanSwag February 2, 2015

selfie game

The ability and competence to compose and capture a good, high quality selfie that is both flattering and impressive with the littlest of ease.

Person 1: "Here, let me take a selfie."
Person 2: "Damn, that's a great photo! You've got some strong selfie game."

by longqat August 7, 2014

Selfie

A photograph of one's self taken by one's self...a self portrait, if you will. Such photos are typically taken using the camera function on a cell phone or holding a camera. Many people will resort to taking the photo using a mirror so they can see the picture they are about to take. In some instances other people will be in the photo additionally to the one taking the photo (who is also in the photo). Selfies are often taken alone and are popular across social media.

Marissa: Hey Abby, let's take a selfie in front of this statue!
Abby: Sure, make sure you tag me when you post it on instagram!
Marissa: For sure. I'll post it to facebook too!

or
Joe: I feel hot today, I think I'll take a selfie!
*Goes into bathroom and takes a picture of himself using mirror*

by UrbanKay March 19, 2014

selfie stick

A complete and utter waste of your money and way to annoy all the normal people around you

I about to punch that girl flashing her selfie stick in everyone faces

by penisbutterrocks April 9, 2015

Oscars selfie

A picture to end all pictures. Originated from Ellen DeGeneres' Oscars 2014 group selfie featuring a group of the world's leading actors, which crashed Twitter that same evening for breaking the record for most retweeted photo in the world.

"Guys, get over here. Let's get a picture to remember, let's take an Oscars selfie"

by ronan_mcg March 15, 2014

Selfie Switch

What a selfie stick becomes when I grab it out of your hand and start whipping your ass with it after you poke me in the face.

I turned his selfie stick into a selfie switch and started whipping his ass.

by Gustave de Beaumont January 23, 2015