Screensaver

When your having sex with a girl, and you fuck her so hard that she blacks out after.

Dude, I gave that chick a screensaver after an hour.

by The Real Poojay February 24, 2010

screentalker

One who talks, especially loquaciously throughout a movie, a TV program and/or at a computer monitor

The ScreenTalkers in the row behind kept talking through the entire movie about how different it is from the book

by ScreenTalkerDotOrg September 22, 2016

screensaver

A pejorative term to describe someone who offers little or no social interaction in a social situation (i.e is boring).

The term implies its subject is simular to a static computer, which reverts to a screensaver through innactivity.

"Shall we bother inviting Ed?"

"Nah man, he's a screensaver"

by Stu Dalziel April 1, 2008

screenager

A teenage actor or actress. Often with an egotistic attitude caused by their newfound celebrity.

Upon returning to school, the screenager was even more popular than before the film shoot.

by Dr. Demonic July 20, 2008

Screensaver Sunrise

Expression coined by WRC-TV (Washington DC) meteorologist Tom Keirien to describe a sunrise so impeccably perfect that words are inadequate; the only tribute to do it justice would be to freeze-frame and fly the image into a computer to use as desktop artwork.

Use of the term "screensaver" might be considered inaccurate were the image to be used for the Desktop or as Wallpaper instead of as a screensaver. But in context the usage is acceptable, as everyone gets it.

Newshosts - What's the weather like, Tom?

Tom - Take a look at our City Camera at this screensaver sunrise.

by Professor Al September 21, 2009

Screencap Addict

A variation of the classic internet troll, this version takes screencaps for everything his/her victims say and do and if they have an ED or Metokur article - adds them to the article.

They do not listen to reason and ignoring em doesn't work, they just keep on doing it.

"Man...he screencapped my journals 246 times already..."

"Sounds like you got a screencap addict on your hands there..."

"A Screencap Addict?"

"Yes, a member of the internet troll family."

by MM132 June 24, 2012

screenmaxing

When ur an unemployed final boss and u sit all day on tiktok maxing ur unemployed skills

" I cant go to my brothers birthday im screenmaxing rn "

by Hexo huzz lowtaperfade balknra December 10, 2024