trump scooping

The act of farting, then cupping your hand and scooping it up towards your nose (or someone else's) to breathe in your sensational effort.

Bob's always trump scooping at me - I can smell them from here, thanks!

by benbenbenny August 1, 2009

scoobing

The act of displaying or feeling emotions dramatically, such as crying or laughing. Synonym for slang such as “screaming,” “dying,” “crying,” and other similar words or phrases.

Person A: Dude, look at this screenshot I accidentally took! It’s hilarious, I’m dying!
Person B: Broski Woski I’m SCOOBING
Person A: E E E BOTTOM TEXT
Person B: E E E BOTTOM TEXT

by CarbonatedAvocados April 20, 2020

Snookying

To get knocked up while casually dating someone then immediately getting engaged after when you probably would have broken up.

Wow Margaux really was snookying when she got knocked up by that ginger Darrus and is now engaged to him when before they were about to break up.

by Alex Schnelenbergstein August 31, 2012

scooshing in a pooper

Scottish Slang, To blow ones glorious man juice right up another's pooper

Man, I nailed a proper dirty last night... I was scooshing in a pooper... The Man juice was just running right back out!!!!!

by pooperscoosher October 17, 2013

Scoobin

The term Scoobin is used when an individual is being completely retarded

Did you see Dan fall and break his dick?

Yeah dude, he was totally scoobin!

by Scoob.Inc May 28, 2018

Precision Scooping

The act of maximizing the amount of marshmallows, crunch berries, dehydrated strawberries, etc., that one obtains in a spoonful of cereal.

1. Joe: Dude, how on earth did you get so many oat clusters all at once?

Christopher Walken: Precision scooping, my friend...precision scooping.

2. Joe: Oh yeah, look at this! *shows friend an impressive spoonful of Count Chocula* It's all about precision scooping.

Joe's friend: Fuck you for using that term.

by Decattatom April 25, 2011

boot scooting

When dogs or cats slide their butt along the floor because they have poop stuck that they can’t get off or other difficulty

Pete was boot scooting down the hallway again; time to take him to the vet to get his anal glands expressed.

by Rythaen June 21, 2021