Witty Comments

A comment used a flirtation tool to back up a statment. Also used to gain status among members of the opposite sex.

"Oh god he had an average of fifty witty comments per converstion, shit now i'm getting horny."

"Witty Comments are so sexy!"

"Oh that is so witty"

by CheezyPumpkinPie March 17, 2009

YouTube comments

As someone who has used the comments section for 5 years, it’s decent at best with some actual people with brain cells and bring up actual quality points. But that’s kinda hard to find. At worst it’s the most toxic heap of garbage. I would say it’s the worst, but Twitter exists, and loads of people there are idiots. The majority of people there are ignorant, assholes, manchildren, trolls (not even the funny kind) spammers, like beggars, annoying and idiots. You’ll either be pretty happy after reading them, or start thinking that humanity was a mistake.

The day YouTube decides to make an option to never look at comments again on videos is the day we can live in peace and harmony.

YouTube comments. You’ll either like em, or wish you could bleach your memory.

by Pimpleapps April 17, 2021

blonde comments

stating a phrase that doesn't make sense
...see Andrei

Andrei on his own cell phone: Hey what's up....oh shit! I think I left my cell phone at the bowling alley.
Other person: ummm...you are talking on your cell right now..duh!

by aight September 8, 2004

YouTube Comments

A place underneath every video (unless the uploader disabled comments) that has better comedy than George Lopez, Kevin Hart, or any other comedian could ever give you. It doesn't matter what video it is.

Also full of words like Stupid, Dumbass, sentences like "I hate when people ask for likes" then they make you click the read more button... "Like if you agree", "42 likes and 15 views... YouTube is high right now", and "You suk nigger" which is usually the case.

Person 1: Bro do me a favor... Go to McJuggerNuggets's latest video and look at the YouTube comments. You might loose a few brain cells looking at it though.
Person #2: I see it. Are you talking about Squeezed Lemon's comment? Man, what a dick. And his grammar is so bad, but it's so funny!

by latrelljennings July 7, 2017

air comments

Making Verbal Comments You Don't Want Your Employer To Have Documentation Of Via Email Or IM.

I Didn't Realize Today Was Ugly Sweater Day At Work. I Would Have Emailed You But I Preferred Air Comments To Be Safer.

by buggerman999 November 20, 2013

picture comments

Something every teenager with a MySpace in the human race begs for in every way possible.

"picture comments please!"

by duckfoot January 9, 2010

Commentspying

(verb) When one of your bastard nosy Myspace friends reads your comments and reads your other friend's responses to gain knowledge in the name of gossip.

Friend: I know that you're dating that girl Suzy.
You: Who told you?
Friend: I saw your Myspace.
You: Have you been commentspying? I'm gonna block you now

by StoopidLemmings September 19, 2007