schreiber

a small town in ontario where the main economy is CP Rail. Teenagers don't really have much entertainment in this town, so they sit around get high or drunk; sometimes even complain how there is nothing to do. Schreiber has the potential to be a beautiful town, but they are in debt so bad that they can't. Pretty much a retirement town now, except for the occasional good party during Heritage days. Just go to Terrace Bay.

gotta love a Schreiber Friday night..
don't blink! you might miss Schreiber!

by neverrmiind January 7, 2012

Schreiner University

This school blows. If you are thinking about going here............... don't! My roommate once said " I think this was the worst mistake I ever made."(speaking of his choice to attend Schreiner). Schreiner's girl to boy ratio may be 2:1 but the ratio of hot girls to boys is more like 1:50

Drake: I'm going to Schreiner University next fall!!1
Jordan: Awww man that blows

by TitsMcGee189 February 4, 2010

schweiker

Girl who foams repulsively at the mouth after drinking beer, and then finds out years later during college that she actually can drink beer, but to do so she has to...
1) hang upside somehow
2) insert a very wide tube into her va-jay-jay
3) ask girl for assistance
4) pour beer down that shit, with a hint of sunshine dust

Claire def pulled a schweiker right in front of Jan...and when Claire asked Jan for assistance, she was all over that shit. And then they went to the Pi Kap house and fucked to Benji Davis (and they did it with the lights on.)

by T Finn October 25, 2007

Schweefer

if you can pronounce schweefer... you are the alternate schweef !

I felt lieutenant coville schweef from a mile away! holy schweefer!

by president schweef November 24, 2020

Signature Schneider

A push from the victim of dui,fat,and stupid jokes to the one making the jokes.

After I asked Adam if he could give me ride home. I said" Oh wait, you can't drive." He then gave me the Signature Schneider

by Mike Douglar November 25, 2007

A Schneider Mustache

A thin stream of semen shot across a woman's upper lip, resembling the pencil-thin mustache worn by superintendent/handyman Schneider on the TV show "One Day At A Time".

"My girlfriend was going down on me and turned her head at the last minute, and I gave her a Schneider Mustache."

by p.smitty March 23, 2010

Schweitzer

French philosopher and also term used to describe a abnormally long shit.

He laid such a Schweitzer in the toilet, it clogged it up.

by Big Daddy Matty August 10, 2006