schrodinger's spoiler

A schrodinger's spoiler is when a reference to a spoiler or joke is made but the context won't be realized or the content won't otherwise be spoiled until it's no longer a spoiler.
Me: I don't think he'll get the TPS report joke completely unless he's seen The Mandalorian Chapter 15.

Dumbass: Dude that's totally a spoiler.

Me: He won't get it until he's seen the episode so no, it's more of a schrodinger's spoiler.
by Stonebleeds December 19, 2020
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Schrodinger's Crime

An act that may or may not be illegal dependant on the presence or absence of Law Enforcement
Joe: "Fuck off, you can't do that, that's illegal!"

(Jim, drinking the entire tank of sea monkeys in the pet shop): "No coppers? If the fuzz don't clock it's not illegal, its Schrodinger's Crime"
by JustExplainHappy February 23, 2022
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Schrodinger’s Negative

A negative contraction added to a statement retroactively depending on the public opinion of that statement. Disregard all contextual statements surrounding the statement.
“I don’t see why it would be Russia.” To Schrodinger’s Negative: “I don’t see why it wouldn’t be Russia.”
by Pizzaghazi July 27, 2018
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Schrodinger's Preetika

In quantum mechanics, Schrödinger's Preetika is someone who is both in a relationship and out of a relationship. This means that depending on the quantum state, their relationship status changes.
Have you heard about Becky and Ryan? They really are Schrodinger's Preetika the way they keep breaking up and getting back together.
by Shreep April 14, 2022
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Schrodinger's Hookup

When you wake up next to a really unattractive person, but the degree of intoxication for both parties was so high that there is uncertainty about whether or not you had sex.
I heard you had sex with pig last night.
Truthfully I don't know we were too drunk to remember.
Schrodinger's Hookup Strikes again!
by Exert March 14, 2021
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Schrodinger's dumbass

Dumbass: "The earth is flat"
Not dumbass: No it isn't you idiot"
Dumbass: I was joking.
Not dumbass: "Schrodinger's dumbass
by Professor Clinky Clanks March 30, 2022
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Schrodinger's Cum

When you donate to a sperm bank and are unsure if you have fathered a child.
My buddy Dave JO'd at a sperm bank and now he's got Schrodinger's cum yo
by Type4Me June 20, 2016
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