Schrödinger’s chat

When you receive a chat notification on your phone, see the preview snippet, but are either too reticent or to read the full message. So the message is both simultaneously good and bad at the same time. This provides the reassurance required to continue to ignore the message.
*beep beep* Ooop a WhatsApp from the boss, nah I'll give that the Schrödinger’s chat treatment for now.
by hobnobz May 27, 2020
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Schrödinger's Woman

The girl you're trying to chat up is both the fittest bird on the planet and a fat slag at the same time until your pointless attempt at chatting her up gets accepted or rejected. Often leads to doublethink.
Bloke 1: "Check her out, she's well fit!"
Bloke 2: "I tried to chat her up earlier, stay out of her way, she's a bloody whore"
Bloke 1: "I'll give her a chance, I'll go see if she likes me"
A few seconds later
Bloke 1: "Actually you're right, she is a fat whore. I know it's Schrödinger's Woman a bit, but it's true"
by fearlessmonkey8 February 09, 2023
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Schrödinger Gay

Another term for if the person is bisexual
"Hey John? What do you prefer? Girl or guy?"
"I'm more of a Schrödinger Gay kinda guy"
by Renny Otonashi December 22, 2020
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Schrödinger's Debater

Derived from Schrödinger's Douchebag, Schrödinger's Debater is someone who, in an argument, determine if they are trolling or serious depending on if they are winning or losing.

If winning, They will claim their argument is pure fact, and that the opponent lost to them. If losing, however, they will claim that they were simply trolling the whole time and that their opponent was stupid, and fell right into their ploy. This is usually a deflective method used by insecure assholes who wish to feel superior, even when they lose.
"I was arguing with this asshole for hours online, and when I started winning, he suddenly claimed that he had actually been trolling me the whole time. What a Schrödinger's Debater."
by HeiEnvader12139 November 12, 2020
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Schrödinger’s ShyGuy

someone who makes a hot take or a statement that is weird as fuck and decides if they are being serious on whether they get judged or not
“bro you’re weird as fuck for that”
“wait i’m joking!”
yeahh sure, you’re a schrödinger’s shyguy aren’t you”
by MyPpIsPurple August 25, 2021
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Schrödinger's Friend

Someone who is simultaneously friends with everyone or many people but friends with no one.
"You ever notice how we always hang out with (person who is Schrödinger's friend) but never hang out with (person who is Schrödinger's friend)
by la dude July 21, 2018
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Schrödinger’s Homosexual

Someone who constantly makes comments with homosexual undertones but when questioned claims they’re straight.
That dude talking about dicks like that to his girlfriend is such a Schrödinger’s homosexual.
by The haydero May 19, 2023
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