Someone who constantly makes comments with homosexual undertones but when questioned claims they’re straight.
by The haydero May 19, 2023
Get the Schrödinger’s Homosexualmug. by Renny Otonashi December 22, 2020
Get the Schrödinger Gaymug. The practice of purposely not stating a characters age so if they do anything sexually explicit it isn't illegal. (Usually used in forms of writing)
by MyManLouis July 5, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Agemug. The girl you're trying to chat up is both the fittest bird on the planet and a fat slag at the same time until your pointless attempt at chatting her up gets accepted or rejected. Often leads to doublethink.
Bloke 1: "Check her out, she's well fit!"
Bloke 2: "I tried to chat her up earlier, stay out of her way, she's a bloody whore"
Bloke 1: "I'll give her a chance, I'll go see if she likes me"
A few seconds later
Bloke 1: "Actually you're right, she is a fat whore. I know it's Schrödinger's Woman a bit, but it's true"
Bloke 2: "I tried to chat her up earlier, stay out of her way, she's a bloody whore"
Bloke 1: "I'll give her a chance, I'll go see if she likes me"
A few seconds later
Bloke 1: "Actually you're right, she is a fat whore. I know it's Schrödinger's Woman a bit, but it's true"
by fearlessmonkey8 February 9, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's Womanmug. Schrödinger's Dick (or Schrödinger's Vagina) is a variation on the famous Schrödinger's Cat thought experiment and refers to the superposition of the genitals of an individual (in pornographic material). If one is aroused by said individual but has not yet seen whether they possess a penis or a vagina, and depending on the sexual orientation of the aroused party, there is a 50% chance that they are unknowingly attracted to the same sex. Until they find out, the individual who they are aroused by has a penis and a vagina simultaneously.
Subject 1: "See that chick over there? She looks hot."
Subject 2: "I'm pretty sure that's a dude."
Subject 1: "I don't see no dick."
Subject 2: "You may be right, but you're probably looking at Schrödinger's Dick."
Subject 2: "I'm pretty sure that's a dude."
Subject 1: "I don't see no dick."
Subject 2: "You may be right, but you're probably looking at Schrödinger's Dick."
by The Pizza Parker May 17, 2022
Get the Schrödinger's Dickmug. Derived from Schrödinger's Douchebag, Schrödinger's Debater is someone who, in an argument, determine if they are trolling or serious depending on if they are winning or losing.
If winning, They will claim their argument is pure fact, and that the opponent lost to them. If losing, however, they will claim that they were simply trolling the whole time and that their opponent was stupid, and fell right into their ploy. This is usually a deflective method used by insecure assholes who wish to feel superior, even when they lose.
If winning, They will claim their argument is pure fact, and that the opponent lost to them. If losing, however, they will claim that they were simply trolling the whole time and that their opponent was stupid, and fell right into their ploy. This is usually a deflective method used by insecure assholes who wish to feel superior, even when they lose.
"I was arguing with this asshole for hours online, and when I started winning, he suddenly claimed that he had actually been trolling me the whole time. What a Schrödinger's Debater."
by HeiEnvader12139 November 11, 2020
Get the Schrödinger's Debatermug. A Flirtation so outrageous that it simultaneously exists, and does not exist. Where the observer ultimately determines the existence or non existence of flirtation by the act of observing it, either as:
A: so outrageous it’s hilarious/ludacris (non existent)
B: A flirtatious challenge (existent)
A: so outrageous it’s hilarious/ludacris (non existent)
B: A flirtatious challenge (existent)
Flirt: “I’m gonna use Schrödinger’s flirt and ask this dude if he wants to butt luge and make out. Depending how he takes it, I’m either hilarious and whacky, or getting Disaronno eaten out of my ass. It’s a win either way”
Observer A: “Hahahaha where do you come up with this stuff?!! You’re so hilarious!!”
Observer B: “I mean… hell yeah, line it up”
Observer A: “Hahahaha where do you come up with this stuff?!! You’re so hilarious!!”
Observer B: “I mean… hell yeah, line it up”
by Mz.Marz May 28, 2022
Get the Schrödinger’s Flirtmug.