Schrödinger Gay

Another term for if the person is bisexual

"Hey John? What do you prefer? Girl or guy?"
"I'm more of a Schrödinger Gay kinda guy"

by Renny Otonashi December 22, 2020

Schrödinger’s ShyGuy

someone who makes a hot take or a statement that is weird as fuck and decides if they are being serious on whether they get judged or not

“bro you’re weird as fuck for that”
“wait i’m joking!”
“yeahh sure, you’re a schrödinger’s shyguy aren’t you”

by MyPpIsPurple August 25, 2021

Schrödinger's Age

The practice of purposely not stating a characters age so if they do anything sexually explicit it isn't illegal. (Usually used in forms of writing)

Guy 1: "Yo, is this person underage?"
Guy 2: "No, they're Schrödinger's Age"

by MyManLouis July 5, 2021

Schrödinger Chad

When a man never leaves his house because he is a shut-in otaku weeb but against all odds, he contains all of the idiosyncrasies of a chad. He is simultaneously a virgin incel and chad.

This man is a total Schrödinger Chad.

by Chadogettan April 1, 2023

Schrödinger's Meme

A meme that is edgy, poignant, and filled with the truth. That is, until it is challenged. Then it becomes just a silly meme and you're clearly a horrible person for not getting the joke.

Person A - posts edgy meme
Random people - Yeah! This is true!
Person A - So much truth!
Person B - This is not true, and here are facts to prove it is untrue.
Person A - Hey! It's just a meme. Why can't you understand that it's just a joke?
Me - Aahhhh... this is Schrödinger's Meme.

by EverGreen November 2, 2021

Schrödinger’s chat

When you receive a chat notification on your phone, see the preview snippet, but are either too reticent or to read the full message. So the message is both simultaneously good and bad at the same time. This provides the reassurance required to continue to ignore the message.

*beep beep* Ooop a WhatsApp from the boss, nah I'll give that the Schrödinger’s chat treatment for now.

by hobnobz May 27, 2020

Schrödinger’s Homosexual

Someone who constantly makes comments with homosexual undertones but when questioned claims they’re straight.

That dude talking about dicks like that to his girlfriend is such a Schrödinger’s homosexual.

by The haydero May 19, 2023