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Schrödinger's Debater

Derived from Schrödinger's Douchebag, Schrödinger's Debater is someone who, in an argument, determine if they are trolling or serious depending on if they are winning or losing.

If winning, They will claim their argument is pure fact, and that the opponent lost to them. If losing, however, they will claim that they were simply trolling the whole time and that their opponent was stupid, and fell right into their ploy. This is usually a deflective method used by insecure assholes who wish to feel superior, even when they lose.
"I was arguing with this asshole for hours online, and when I started winning, he suddenly claimed that he had actually been trolling me the whole time. What a Schrödinger's Debater."
by HeiEnvader12139 November 11, 2020
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Schrödinger's SIMP

A SIMP that will attempt to hit on a girl and play it off as a joke. This typically manifests in incels that lack the confidence to actually declare their attraction to a female. You can easily spot one of these grotesque creatures if you call them out on discord for it and they respond "bro I was joking" or "dude I was being ironic."
Girl: "Jeez, I've been in my house all day because of COVID. I really should get out more!"
Guy1: "I'd love to take you out"
Girl: *quiet*
Guy1: "HA I was being ironic"

Guy2: "Holy fuck Guy1 is a fucking Schrödinger's SIMP"
Guy1: "Bro I was just joking"
by YouGoodBro? November 17, 2020
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Schrödinger Gay

Another term for if the person is bisexual
"Hey John? What do you prefer? Girl or guy?"
"I'm more of a Schrödinger Gay kinda guy"
by Renny Otonashi December 22, 2020
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Schrödinger's Contract

Jimmy what are we going to do? They have got us legally!

Not to fear, Austin, I used invisible ink. It is whatever we claim it is, It's Schrödinger's Contract!
by funl April 28, 2021
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Schrödinger's Meme

A meme that is edgy, poignant, and filled with the truth. That is, until it is challenged. Then it becomes just a silly meme and you're clearly a horrible person for not getting the joke.
Person A - posts edgy meme
Random people - Yeah! This is true!
Person A - So much truth!
Person B - This is not true, and here are facts to prove it is untrue.
Person A - Hey! It's just a meme. Why can't you understand that it's just a joke?
Me - Aahhhh... this is Schrödinger's Meme.
by EverGreen November 2, 2021
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Schrödinger’s Bait

When someone posts a very unpopular opinion on the internet and you don’t know wether it’s bait or a genuine opinion until said person says so.
Dude 1: This guy said this awful TV Show is the best show ever!

Dude 2: it’s probably bait though, isn’t it?

Dude 1: this is some serious Schrödinger’s Bait going on here.
by TBTheTB March 13, 2022
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Schrödinger’s ShyGuy

someone who makes a hot take or a statement that is weird as fuck and decides if they are being serious on whether they get judged or not
“bro you’re weird as fuck for that”
“wait i’m joking!”
“yeahh sure, you’re a schrödinger’s shyguy aren’t you”
by MyPpIsPurple August 25, 2021
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