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School Bus Friend

noun
The friend you have on the school bus that you don't see once you graduate high school.
Martin missed his school bus friend, Sofie.
by school bus friend August 2, 2024
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School bus

The ultimate, risky location to be in. This place reeks of kids who haven’t showered in 2 years, marijuana that has been an issue for the past decade, stinky feet, and hundreds and hundreds of vapes. You’ll try and open the window to try and get all of the stink out, but the crazy bus driver won’t let you despite it being 80 degrees out. You’ll never want to sit at the back, because this is where all of the smell comes from. Additionally, the kids in the back are pretty damn annoying. Just drive to school. If you can’t, then too bad.
I’m pretty damn glad that I missed the school bus, but I’m scared of having to explain all of this to my momma.
by Bubbabro999 March 28, 2024
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Magic School Bus

A marijuana blunt with crushed xanax inside
You want to throw in on this magic school bus?
by Big Jate December 11, 2017
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i go to school by bus

a common phrase used to express fuck u, or an excuse not to travel to school together
example 1

lachlan: can u grab me a bottle of water rq?
lucas: i go to school by bus

example 2:
andrew: wanna walk to sch together?
tyler: i go to school by bus
by derpythincow March 13, 2022
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russian school bus

A sexual concoction that consist of vodka, semen, and whipped cream. Best served chilled in a shot glass.
After we met at the bar, I took her home. I asked her if she would like something to drink. She then asked me if I could make her a Russian school bus. I’ve never heard of such. Yet, the night got even wilder after her explanation. I didn’t have any whipped cream but she was still eager for me to make it.
by YOTYEETslump September 14, 2023
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school bus slit slam

When you finger a girl to completion on the school bus, on the way to school. So that she is soaked as she walks into the school building.
Man, I gave Jordan the School Bus Slit Slam yesterday morning she she was a mess walking into first period.
by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024
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