A gang bang where you are double teamed by two gorgeous horny sexy blonde twins. This is usually an unattainable fantasy of dirty ugly old men that they will end up having wet dreams about or writing about it in their diaries. The occurence of the schmang twang bang is very rare, but when it does happen it is extremely fucking amazing and orgasms are multiple.
"Damn those twins are so hot, I am getting hard just looking at them, damn I'm tryna have a schmang twang bang"
by Amy Appler December 29, 2007
Get the schmang twang bang mug.Schlongage is a situation of total crap. It is an alternative to suckage, depression, all in all a bad state when all you want is to watch some porn, have a nice jerk-off and take a shower. An alternative meaning is when ten 12" niggaz pound your ass with their schlongs.
When the car broke down, the situation was a total schlongage!
He said 'What a schlongage', slammed the door and left.
Hey, I heard Tommy got nice schlongage from those big fat muthas!
What a schlongage! My anus will never recover from it!
He said 'What a schlongage', slammed the door and left.
Hey, I heard Tommy got nice schlongage from those big fat muthas!
What a schlongage! My anus will never recover from it!
by Satan's Cock September 8, 2008
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by Charlie T. May 18, 2010
Get the Schlong-Sleeve mug.Many people think Schlong is in charge, but everyone knows Ballsack is the real weight behind Schlong.
by Wolf89 December 28, 2005
Get the Schlong mug.The act of abstaining from sexual relations prior to marriage phrased in a blunt and oftentimes over-zealous tone.
I want to keep dating Jane, but every time I bring up doing the hankey pankey she keeps giving me The Cold Schlong.
by KillerBill November 3, 2021
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SCHMANGO girl: The Atlantic was born today, and I'll tell you how...
Ordinary Person: No it wasn't.
SCHMANGO girl: It's by Death Cab.
Ordinary Person: What the heck is a death cab?
SCHMANGO girl: *facepalms*
Ordinary Person: No it wasn't.
SCHMANGO girl: It's by Death Cab.
Ordinary Person: What the heck is a death cab?
SCHMANGO girl: *facepalms*
by viridescentadolescent March 26, 2011
Get the SCHMANGO mug.To get slapped with a dude's dick forcefully; According to Donald Trump it means getting beat badly, without any sexual subtext at all.
Donald Trump: Hillary Clinton definitely got schlonged by Barack Obama in 2008.
Reporter: Uhh.... are you sure? Cuz' that's gross.
Trump: What do you mean?
Reporter: Uhh.... are you sure? Cuz' that's gross.
Trump: What do you mean?
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