by Alex Kirik May 23, 2008
an expression of frustration; think sandals worn in Nordic spring while there is still traces of snow.
Sally: Did you remember to do your calc homework?
Tina: What homework?
Sally: The chapter review
Tina: Angry Sandals!
Tina: What homework?
Sally: The chapter review
Tina: Angry Sandals!
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
Noun; A sexual act in which a man rounds up no more than 3 young boys with stump legs, gives them eye patches and a nazi bandanna, and gets a footjob from them.
Jim: How was Tijuana?
Carl: It was pretty good. I tricked a few homeless cripple kids into giving me a green sandal. I tell ya, nothing like spending the holidays in Mexico.
Carl: It was pretty good. I tricked a few homeless cripple kids into giving me a green sandal. I tell ya, nothing like spending the holidays in Mexico.
by Disdick0013 June 22, 2010
Going to a friend's house for the first time and taking a shit just to realize they have no toilet paper, so you proceed to sneakily abduct and use one their sandals to wipe your ass.
by Penis in Your Orange Juice September 09, 2013
by soup of the day September 28, 2009
people who can only think in numbers relative to their field of expertise and themselves- completely missing the point that the customer is not them.
The same group that would argue Birkenstocks and cargo shorts as suitable office wear.
The same group that would argue Birkenstocks and cargo shorts as suitable office wear.
"our products are so expensive because the sandal peoples definition of "high-quality" is waaaaaay above our consumers definition of "high-quality"
by officespaced June 24, 2014
by Big Papi Popcorn May 03, 2011