SALT

inSALTed

salt/salted!

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

Salted

When your bitch gets so mad because you found a way to piss them off in a hilarious way.

Example, Alex was so mad he just threw the table at us. He was extremely SALTED

by sunsetbeach35 January 18, 2017

Salted

When you feel all shitty, as though you have salt all over you.

and

Similar to the expression "gutted".

Damn, I was well salted when Beckam missed that penalty.

by Yosef July 6, 2004

Salt

When someone makes an innuendo or sexual reference

"group of people walking"
"guys bumps into girl"
Girl:Ow
Guy:whats wrong?
Girl:He went into me
Guy:Salt =D

by RaveMikihisa December 9, 2008

Salt

the wantingness or being asain.
some side affects may be.
- high test scores
- going to kumon
- spending all day studying
- having a camera wherever you go
- and a tendency to do the peace sign all the time

"hey did you hear about that guy who got %100 on his physics test"
"yeah, he was salt."

by gggfgdsfgrrrjjefbdfbllooo October 18, 2008

salted

When a girl is shapeless, ugly, and gross.

"Reeeee, that girl got curves like a winding road. But fo' serious, her friend ain't nothing special, she's salted."

by D.L VanVeelen December 31, 2006

SALTS

Smiles A Little Then Stops. This word is used instead of telling a lie saying 'LOL' because who of you actually laugh out loud?

Person 1: "Haha that was so funny!"
Person 2: "LOL!"
Person 1: "No, its SALTS, did you actually laugh out loud?"
Person 2: "No."

by The Truth Uncovered September 1, 2013