Weak Salsa

Much like Weak Sauce, this is just a spicier way of acknowledging that something sucks.

"Pitchfork dissed The Mars Volta again? Weak salsa."

by Space Wrangler November 26, 2007

alabama salsa

When you have period sex with your cousin.

“hey cousin randy let’s make some alabama salsa”

by hippielemons April 29, 2019

nutty in the salsa

a very fun activity to do with your friends where you get salsa dip your ballsack in it (not pp tho) and you ENJOY THAT SALSA

me: you dude you want to do some nutty in the salsa
him: yeah *pulls out salsa*
me: *vigerously dips nutsack in salsa*
friend: slurps up that salsa
friend: yummmmy

by biggy thiccy March 17, 2019

Mongolian salsa

The mixture of piss and shit in someone’s butthole after you piss in it.

Me and my girl made Mongolian Salsa last night and that shit was bussin’.

by Steadlur November 22, 2022

Young salsa

A homosexual dance performed by young Hispanics after a successful money shot at a donkey show.

The flamboyant men love doing the Young Salsa at a donkey show.

by IBREAKYOURHYMEN December 15, 2018

salsa shower

Eating period blood and puking it up during sex

"hey carl can you eat a girl out when she's on her period" "yeah as long as you don't give her a salsa shower"

by GossipVulture November 21, 2017

Salsa Shark

Alternative of the term mudshark. Refers to an (almost always) white woman who almost exclusively dates Hispanic men, primarily Mexicans.

Mark: “Did you see Sally’s new boyfriend?”
John: “Yep, another damn Mexican. Classic salsa shark.”

by TND1488 October 16, 2023