Sal-enitis

When a Sal doesn’t do their job.

I couldn’t find those reports, must be Sal-enitis.

by Kamantha October 10, 2018

Soggy Sal

A wet finger in the coin slot.

Watch your coin slot - soggy sal's in town!

by djfantasy July 4, 2011

Sal Khan

Like jesus but for kids who are bad at math.

Dude how did you get an A on that test? Oh you prayed to Sal Khan, gotcha.

by Mercury1914 January 18, 2022

Sassafras Sal

1. "Hip" and "Cool."
2. Gang member.
3. Someone with 99 problems...

Wow! That book was totally Sassafras Sal

Yeah, that was Sal

by immabeast017 April 28, 2011

SAL Moment

"Sudden Attack of Lesbianism"

You are straight, but the girl looks so (beautiful/cute/desirable) at that instant that you find yourself sexually attracted to them for that moment in time.

:::a girl walks past wearing a killer dress:::
"OMG! I just had a complete SAL moment!"

by SootSoot October 20, 2013

sals realm

a massive cult, rooting back to a geek experimenting with the internet gone wrong. they consumed him, and left a possesed santa-hat wearer with a fetish for salmon. they managed to pose as an innocent forum, but the moderators are really his apprenices, helping him create a massive army of gullible noobs to unknowingly help him on his quest to take over the internet, and are also quite evil.see dani.

seriously, that place is as shifty as sals realm! I wouldn't go in if I were you.

by random noob March 20, 2008

Sal-G

the most erotic pleasure a male can give to a females vagina.

Wow thats unbelievable, that man just gave erika sal-G.

by Anonymous March 12, 2003