saf

straight as fuck
a very heterosexual white cis alpha male whos always there for his bros, the definition of bros before hoes and "braci sie nie traci a jak traci to nie braci" which in polish means you dont lose your bros, and if you do they weren't your bros

Ale z ciebie jebany saf!
(You are such a fucking saf!)

by mientkus June 20, 2022

SAF

Serious As Fuck

wow man I’m pretty stoned and going to Walmart sounds SAF.

by Shakeybaccon March 28, 2020

SAF

Shady As FUCK

That motherfucker is SAF!

by Nunyadam October 30, 2017

saf

Stupid as fuck

That guy was just saf!

by yingandyang69 October 4, 2023

SAF

Sober As Fuck

“Dude I’ve been SAF since May 18, 2013”

by Lymefightingsoberwarrior June 2, 2018

SAF-1

1. to suck a fat one

2. making a guy happy in his pants

3. abbreviated so that you can abuse people around you with out them knowing, particulary usefull in retail towards customers that are pissing you off.

Angie and Cath love to SAF-1 after a hard days work

by Buk Naked April 26, 2011

saffed

Slang for "saf" Which stands for "Stoned As Fuck"

Julie - Hey do you remember what the test is over?

Jeff - Nah, I was saffed, sorry.

Julie - Saffed?

Jeff - Yeah, stoned as fuck.

by CynthiaMiller October 14, 2013