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rubber your ducky 

>-no glove no love
>-don't be silly wrap you willy
>-don't be a fool wrap your tool
>-don't be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong
>-dont be a wenis protect you penis
>-dont share your sperm over your worm
>-before you spank her cover your wanker
>-If theres gunna be affection cover your erection
>-if your gunna banger cover your wanger
>- There only a buck get one before you fuck

or pretty much to wear a condom.
dont forget to "rubber your ducky" tomorrow night.
rubber your ducky by doyouwanna April 25, 2006
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No suckie, no fuckie without a rubber, duckie? 

Catchy father-to-son wisdom meaning to never forget to wear a raincoat or somebody is going to get wet.
I was explaining the birds and the bees to Tommy, but my pitch was outdated. So I simply stated: No suckie, no fuckie without a rubber, duckie?

ducky butt rubber 

The art of using a rubber duck to insert into the vagina or anus while taking a bubble bath.
"She couldn't find her waterproof vibrator last night, so she got herself some ducky butt rubber love in the tub."

Rubbercuck 

A man who engages in promiscuous sexual activities with women while wearing a condom and/or other forms of contraception.
Person: 1 "Hey, I may be poor, but at least I'm not a loser virgin!"
Person: 2 "Shut up you rubbercuck!"

rubberdick 

rubber apparatus used primarily by females to achieve orgasm when a male(with penis in hand ) is not immediately available(or is too drunk to fuck).
Ethel, my big old sloppy rubberdick makes me cum buckets!Let's fuck!

Rubberduck-gender 

A gender where you are not a boy or a girl, but a rubber duck instead. Us rubberduck-genders are tired of people misgendering us. We, as a community, use they/them pronouns.
"Oh my goodness, that person is dressed like a rubber duck!"
"Oh, no, that's just a rubberduck-gender, and totally not a furry."
"Oh, what a misunderstanding!"

Rubberdick 

Somebody who is rough on others.
"Hey man, did you hear about Jessica? I mean, she slapped Ethan for not giving her his homework. "

"Man, she's such a Rubberdick"
Rubberdick by lastchxmp March 10, 2023