JK Rowling

Staunchly religious.

Hym “Norm Macdonald blew up at a comedian (while he was hosting a game show) for insinuating that JK Rowling wasn’t religious claiming that she was staunchly religious and that she can be quoted (and I’m paraphrasing) saying that if you can’t see the religious iconography that aren’t really watching. Leave it to what’s-his-face to not know what he’s talking about... Again... And he’s crying because he feels bad for himself not because he’s just oh so compassionate.”

by Hym Iam September 30, 2022

Jk Rowling

Hippity hoppity you are now GAY

Jk Rowling: Dumbledore is gay

Me: Bruh

by nobruhwhy July 3, 2021

rowling over

acting consciously biased toward people who have never harmed you in your whole life or even paid much attention to you before you started picking unnecessary fights with them

"winter did mould your
aspect, a hateful old witch
you are rowling over, then"

by fgyhyufjecvhrbytjfedmcnvgrhbte January 4, 2022

Rowles-tarded

When a professor makes a statement that is blatantly incorrect or completely idiotic, yet when a student corrects him he doubles down and tries to convince the class that what he is saying is correct, and to just roll with it.

Also, when a teacher makes out of pocket comments in class similar to how someone with autism would act.

Student 1: Hey, remember when the teacher told us that I=V*R instead of V=I*R

Student 2: Yeah, that shit was Rowles-tarded

by Bishboy September 24, 2024

Rowling

someone you genuinely don't want to mention because you're too disappointed to even say their name, particularly when referring to transphobes.

"I thought he was nice but turns out, he's such a Rowling. I'm glad I cut him off, I don't need that type of negativity in my life."

by Cloudthehomo January 26, 2023

Rowling

Someone you genuinely don't want to mention because you're so dissapointed to even say their name. Unspeakable dissapointment.

You are such a god damn Rowling!

by idkdiegoiguess January 25, 2023

jk rowling

the biggest cunt ever (transphobic, antisemitic, racist, ableist, what fucking not)

Aw man, fuck jk rowling

by l.wekhypsd8oimjl;km,. May 17, 2023