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roast fucking 

The act of two individuals that tied another individual like a board about to be roasted. Instead of using a pole to mount the individual atop the fire. One of the individuals sticks his dick in the tied individual mouth and the other in his ass. The tied indiviual is then put over a fire and rotated while being fucked
Person 1: yo, lets start roast fucking that beta cuck
Person 2: thats a good idea, imma make a fire
Beta cuck: not again
roast fucking by Andrx April 5, 2017
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roast beefed 

(v.) 1.{literal} ~(ing) is the act of throwing a sandwich, commonly a roast beef sandwich (in a plastic sandwich bag) at an unsuspecting passer-by. 2.{general} to be ~ is to be unsuspectingly attacked, defeated, or rendered into a humiliating situation.
1.
Dude.. did you hear? Will Roast Beefed this random choir dude in the hall.

2.
Shoaib: Aww no that was my last life...
Miranda: YOU JUST GOT RAOST BEEFED!

3.
Parsons: {playing Killer Bunnies} AHHHH I just got Roast Beefed!
roast beefed by Ap Physics May 16, 2006

roast the quail 

The ovens on high when I roast the quail
Tell bill Clinton to go and inhale
roast the quail by Poopoo420 November 29, 2019

roast session 

to make fun of one person with a series of comments by one or more people. To relentlessly ridicule someone over small things such as stupidity, ignorance, poor decision making(such as sleeping with that lagoon creature the other night), or being vary capable of missing sarcasm.
Hillary: It was probably a stupid story anyway...
Frankie: Then it would be perfect for YOU!!

Justin: Damn, why don't you just have a Roast Session?
roast session by Rock5auce March 9, 2008

Roast Poon 

Char broiled poon served with BBQ sauce or Catsup (eaten with fork and knife)
"Snanes mother makes a mean Roast Poon"
Roast Poon by s.w. August 13, 2006

Roast Beef Larry

When one places there penis inside of a roast beef sandwich and then dips it in au jus, then proceeds to have anal sex. When finished, the couple must eat the roast beef sandwich.
I roast beef Larry'd a hoe last night and man that tasted good.
Roast Beef Larry by chopper city4 December 5, 2012