road rules 

A group of people recruited by MTV to do ridiculously lame missions in a winnabago with a fake cow skull on the hood. The road rules team usually consists of a big breasted hot chick, a black man who starts fights everyone who is usually the outcast, a gay man/and or lesbian, etc.

I'd rather masturbate to Madonna than watch Road Rules.

road rules by Travis July 17, 2003

road rules 

a)rules put in place to protect people who can't drive.
b) Rules put in place to annoy people who can drive

Damn that new 40km in streets road rule!

road rules by Da Docta July 18, 2003

road rules 

The term used when you have to decide just what you wanna' do to the guy in the next lane that just cut you off, and almost killed you.

"That's it! Road Rules apply, and now it's my turn.."

road rules by satternut July 18, 2003

road rules 

A wank show on MTV

"I watched Road Rules last night. I hate myself!"

road rules by Ineedacatscan July 22, 2003

road rules 

A show where a bunch of guys and girls do these crazy missions where they can almost lose their life....or a prize...or their pride...whichever.

Did you see Road Rules last night? Yeah Becky got hurt! Yeah, so everyone was pissed, coz like now she can't compete in the next mission.

road rules by ~Moni~ July 23, 2003

road rules 

One more dumb way that the government tries to control us.

Bush: "I think that we should have road rules so I cantrol these freaks even more than I already do."

road rules by Bob July 23, 2003

road rules 

shut up else I'll run you down with my truck bitch

road rules by SHUT THE FUCK UP! July 24, 2003