by 2jzPabloEscobar April 19, 2019
Someone who likes to use a vibrating hand to explode people's heart. They also have been trying there whole life, "chasing" after someone, so obsessed with this someone trying to be this someone. Also they have a tendency to kill mothers in front of there little boy and ruin his entire life.
by GBClassikEd89 July 18, 2019
the act of forcibly gripping the upper neck of an individual and aggressively slamming the individual's face forward in a way that resembles a priest baptizing an individual's head in reverse.
"michael's face originally resembled his brother's, but his mother reverse baptized his face into boiling hot cherry pie turning his face into mush."
by seano'sullivan January 19, 2016
When someone breaks into your house and only leaves you things instead of taking things.
or leaves you things on your front porch etc. without necessarily breaking into your home.
or leaves you things on your front porch etc. without necessarily breaking into your home.
"Hey man, where'd you get that sweet fishing hat?" "I got reverse burgled last week."
or
To the cops: "I'd like to report a reverse burglary please. He left a twelve pack, a five gallon can of gas and a weed wacker" "Damn, last guy who got reverse burgled only got a tomato plant and some dental floss"
or
To the cops: "I'd like to report a reverse burglary please. He left a twelve pack, a five gallon can of gas and a weed wacker" "Damn, last guy who got reverse burgled only got a tomato plant and some dental floss"
by sregoRrM September 17, 2010
Reverse Macology is when you ask a friend to hook you up with someone they know, but they use helping you into helping themselves mac with the person you're interested in.
John: "Bro help me talk to susie shes so cute. "
Mike: "Me and her are mad close bro i got you. "
(Mike to susie)
Mike: "Yeo John thinks you look so good. "
Susie: "No way, like im so ugly."
Mike: "Na, Frfr ur ass is so fat you look so good."
Susie: "Omg you think so fr ??? Why didnt u tell me before. I think ur cute too lets go out."
(Mike to self) "Fuck i just did reverse macology to bro John"
Mike: "Me and her are mad close bro i got you. "
(Mike to susie)
Mike: "Yeo John thinks you look so good. "
Susie: "No way, like im so ugly."
Mike: "Na, Frfr ur ass is so fat you look so good."
Susie: "Omg you think so fr ??? Why didnt u tell me before. I think ur cute too lets go out."
(Mike to self) "Fuck i just did reverse macology to bro John"
by EazyEli February 24, 2017
by amac_awesome April 30, 2011
To give sympathy head with the intent of never talking to the recipient again. Similar to reverse psychology, but with dicks.
Taylor: Hey Malanie, you get rid of Nathan yet?
Melanie: Yeah I just gave him some head, so hopefully he won't try to talk to me again.
Taylor: Classic reverse suckology.
Melanie: Yeah I just gave him some head, so hopefully he won't try to talk to me again.
Taylor: Classic reverse suckology.
by Meisterbater May 23, 2016