Religatard

1. A moron who things that answers provided by his/her religion are true and that science and scientists lie.
2. A typically ill-informed and ill-educated wing-nut hold beliefs like pastor Terry Jones, Jimmy Falwell, James Dobson, Pat Robertson, and denies accurate, valid, and legit science.
3. A combination of the words "religion" and "retard".

Eg 1. Man: Did you hear what Sarah "Caraibou Barbie" Palin said?
Woman: How did she embarrassed all of America in the world's eyes?
Man: She thinks the world is 6000 years old and that humans and dinosaurs lived at the same time.
Woman: She is religatard.

Eg 2. Woman: I can't believe I was so calm with Sara.
Man: What happened?

Woman: She just told me that every single muslim is evil, homosexuality will destroy humanity, and the Haiti earthquake was the result of 100 year old pact with the devil.
Man: She is a fucking religatard.

by Thinking Human May 31, 2011

Religical

The exact opposite of separation of church and state. Political decisions influenced by religious beliefs.

The couple's religical views determined how they voted.

by zmhk December 7, 2013

Religaholic

Someone that lets religion control every aspect of that person's life to the point of absurdity. Also drives everyone away with a bunch of crazy talk.

Stop telling me stuff about the bible you religaholic !

by Dave July 11, 2003

Religion Assolic

The belief that god is in fact a giant ass and jesus was the product of the giant anus.

Bob: you coming to St. Paul's Catholic church tommorrow with me?

Jimmy: Sorry I'm not Catholic, I only follow the Religion Assolic

by Bum Killa 101 April 15, 2009

bad religion

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Go listen to the records.

by Todd Mullen January 11, 2005

religion

1)Devotion to and observance of ANY metaphysical belief system

2)serious commitment to something besides metaphysics -- NOTE: religion does not include just Christianity, yet so many people take the subject too personally and too many above posts seem to refer directly (and usually vehemently) to Christianity...makes you think about so-called "free thinkers" who think they're so smart yet seem to be unable to provide correct and objective definitions of "religion".

Confused individuals use religion for suppression and bigotry.

he doesn't believe in God; science is his religion.

Jesus loves you...admit it.

by Jellibene October 14, 2003

Reigne

Reigne is a smart and caring girl. She usually roams around the internet when bored, if not, she plays moba games on her phone. Reigne is a unique name only a few denominations have, thus, finding a Reigne would be difficult. Reignes are usually short, funny, and athletic. At least the Reigne I know is. Reignes also put their trust in people very quickly (which I don't like about her.) Reigne is a smol cute child, don't soil her with unpurities.

Guy: Dang, I played with this chick in a moba game and she played a tank very well, dude!

Friend: Dude, that's Reigne!!

by Mearceci October 31, 2018