make-up remover

When a guy cums on a girls face after a blowjob and when he goes to lick it all off her makeup comes off too, sometimes leaving the girl looking like a fugly rat.

Jordan: "I never pull make-up removers with hookers cause all the nasty make-up they wear make it taste like shit"

by Ammelia(AT)Shamer November 6, 2007

Recovering American

An American who has been living in another country long enough to understand that/why the people in that country feel antipathy toward Americans, and is modifying their behaviour/educating themselves to overcome those deficiencies.

From the phrase "recovering alcoholic".

No, it's all right, you can invite Crandall to Grandpère's birthday: he's a recovering American.

by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 4, 2011

Boomer Remover

Another way to say Coronavirus.

"The Boomer Remover will sure take care of those boomers, Jake."

by THE GUY FROM FUCKNITE April 18, 2020

Instant panty remover

all liquor can fall into this category but any cheap beer or wine coolers (especially Cisco) will work in a pinch

You can't go wrong with my sister if you feed her some instant panty remover and a little smoke.

by chompmyclit September 16, 2010

boomer remover

Another name for the coronavirus Covid-19.

So called since boomers have shown little respect for nature or minorities, and because Covid-19 is a part of nature that just happens to have an extremely low mortality rate for those under 50, while being very deadly to baby boomers and anyone else that old or beyond.

Mr. X: "Hey Vinny, *cough cough* I got the stuff!"
Vinny: "You got the boomer remover?!"
Mr. X: "SHHHH! and YES, I got it, now shake my hand I just coughed into, go south, and touch everything in as many diners and old people bars as you can. If we remove our detractors, we'll win the election!"

by Smellycat OnDaProwl March 13, 2020

pantie remover

An alcoholic beverage that does not taste like alcohol and often has a sweet or pleasant taste and which results in excessive drunkenness generally from the female persuasion. In other words, a drink which gets girls (and some guys) trashed without them realizing it but not illegal like a roofy.

Charlie: The Danish exchange student came over to my place last night for drinks and Nintendo.
Matt: Oh yeah, how that go?
Charlie: Great! I fed her pantie removers, showed my duck-hunt skills and she was mine!
Matt: Nice...

by cabern June 13, 2010

nail polish remover

Rikolov or other cheap shitty vodka. It is so dubbed because of its aftertaste which is very rough and burns, hypothesized to be similar to the taste of nail polish remover.

After several shots of nail polish remover, I couldn't feel my throat despite the hole that had burned through it as if I had been drinking draino.

by iJScruff April 21, 2007