Brocks story was soon put out there that Michelle Obama had strapped her red long dildo on, and gaped his asshole.
by lexistexs November 6, 2020
the sense of liberation when long held beliefs seem to have fallen away; when it’s realised that there’s no longer a default to old programs/factory settings etc
There was belief-relief in realising that I didn’t have to be accomplished/ respectable/worthy/ confident.. etc etc
by 4-no-one April 26, 2021
Mormon women. Click-ish, horrible women who act “Christ-like” to your face and gossip behind your back. The Mormon version of a succubus, so no physical touch or any companionship, just friendly enough to extract information from you to report negative news to the “leadership” of the branch or ward, which they turn around and use as Mormon blackmail, insisting that you must do as they say or else face outer darkness.
by Rabbitfox February 21, 2021
when after hours of taking care of you kids alone, your partner finally comes home and you can go to the loo in quiet
by bustrud March 9, 2023
Wow! Sweet Relief was the shit tonight! They really have that sound that is laid back. Makes me wish I hadn't divorced your mother and left California.
by Zero Mcfucks August 20, 2018
When having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. The female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. Because she’s exhausted from her multiple orgasms and unfamiliar with sexual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. In such cases it is common for the female to deliver a Puerto Rican Relief Package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage Hustler magazine.
“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”
by SCbobby222 October 19, 2017
To say the word “shit” in such a context that expresses one’s feelings of relief or contentment. Occasionally, this will be accompanied by a sigh, or on rare occasion, a sneeze. See - sigh of relief
Rich: “Shit!”
Edward: “What’s wrong?”
Rich: “Nothing, I just get to go home soon.”
Edward: “So it was a Shit of Relief!”
Edward: “What’s wrong?”
Rich: “Nothing, I just get to go home soon.”
Edward: “So it was a Shit of Relief!”
by Wingman17 June 29, 2021