regrets only

Respond only if you are unable to attend the event

Regrets only to Suzy Q. 619-619-6199

by CassCool March 11, 2009

regretrospect

Thinking about something you did and in "retrospect" regretting it.

By the way thought of this after seeing the "expression" (not even a word) fucking retrospect. Seems kinda crude. Challenge folks to be me more creative!

Two guys talking several weeks after a wild night out in Vegas.

Hey man you okay, you don't look so good.

Yeah, I sorta picked something up in Vegas that didn't stay in Vegas. In regretrospect I should have run from the tequilla shooter girl...

by Commoguy July 10, 2011

Refreshing ride

Sexual position involving normal mounting orientation and a febreze bottle inserted in ones anus.

Man: hey honey we are out of febreze, want to have a refreshing ride?
Woman: yeah sure let me jam it up there good.

Woman: "Honey! Where did all the febreze go?" Man: "Don't know, but how about you come find out while we have a refreshing ride?"

by Semper Ardeat January 8, 2014

Regret Train

An event that takes place after you pleasure yourself to some questionable shit. The event starts immediately after climax, in which you feel nothing but shame and regret and sometimes even suicidal urges. The event could last up to entire weeks before the "Train" derails.

After jerking off to pictures of people in the yearbook and to pictures of my aunt, the Regret Train hit hard. I immediately started attempting many different types of suicide.

by I put pp in your coke December 3, 2017

obsessive refreshing

refreshing a web page every few seconds waiting for something new to appear. i.e. a new message.

Anthony - Hey you obsessive refreshing your myspace again?
Jeff - Yeah im waiting for a message from my friend to pop up.

by B.J.C. September 7, 2007

premature regretulation

A situation in which you are about to engage in sexual relations with someone who is so ugly, boring, or otherwise unappealing that you regret the decision before you have even removed your clothes.

He was so drunk last night that premature regretulation couldn't stop him from hooking up with that butterball.

by murrayw76 April 1, 2009

Insta-Regret

Regretting something almost immediately after it happens. Usually leaves you wondering why you did what you just did.

Often occurs after text messages, sent e-mails, and that last drink you shouldn't have had.

"You probably shouldn't drink any more of that tequila, I bet you'll insta-regret it."

"Shut up, don't tell me what to do! (takes a swig) ...Ahh crap, I feel nauseous."

by The Luke Man October 10, 2009