No Nut redemption

If you fail No Nut November but survive the next one, the NNN you failed in the previous year will be redeemed.

I survived this year's NNN and got a No Nut redemption for last year.

by Balls_n_bolts November 2, 2022

Shawshank Redemption

When you order a new pair of shoes from Amazon, put your old ones in the box, and return them for a refund.

My shoes are worn out, its time for a Shawshank Redemption.

by Crabkilla2001 April 5, 2024

Dunce Cap Redemption

"Dunce Cap Redemption" is the art of still managing to hook up with someone despite an obvious injury on your face, mostly likely occurring after a night of drinking. For example, a black eye from falling, or your best friend punching you. Or a head injury from getting scraped by a wall or tree branch. It requires great courage to express interest in a girl knowing she's looking at the stupid-ass self inflicted marks on your face, and winning her over in spite of looking like a dumb asshole is a significant event. It doesn't wash away your recent stupidity, but it sure does increase your confidence.

Bro #1: "Bro, is Justin really going home with her despite that gnarly wound on his face?"
Bro #2: " Dunce Cap Redemption at its finest".

Bro #3: He's still a dumbass though"

by RickyGotWords July 30, 2017

redempt

it is a better and cooler-sounding version of redeem.

when you beat your friend in redemption you might say, "redempt these nuts"

by stankystanky March 19, 2021

Chawshank Redemption

When you haven't chawed in the longest time due to a bitchy girlfriend or some anti-dipping activity. basically a buzz-reunion

Just finished basketball season... time for a chawshank redemption

by chawshankredemption November 7, 2011

redemption disclosure

Confidential documentation of past transgressions for which one is contrite. This includes documentation of the evidence of your growth journey and restitution so concerned parties (like a company or board of directors) can be prepared in case you get called out for something that is actually old news and no longer a reflection of who you are today. It's an antidote for being called out for something you already served time for (literally or metaphorically) or that you have genuinely learned from. It's not guaranteed to prevent being cancelled, but it's better protection than being called out and pretending it never happened.

I submitted my redemption disclosure to my company today. I sure hope the people who saw me in blackface at that party in 1982 don't call me out.

by tiffany jana September 17, 2021

Redemption

A Faction on MineSuperior made mostly of rando's that like vagina.

Redemption split Illusion

by Simpville August 23, 2020