Ralph Nader

I guy who has a right to run for office but who the Democrats will probably 'off' to get him out of their way.

"The Democrats are corporate whores" - Ralph Nader

by Watch your back Ralph,them evil Demofuckers are dirty July 27, 2004

Ralphism

(N) a religion based off of the head of divine lettuce named Ralph. His main preacher is Mr. Lewis of Poway High School.

Wow....my Ralphism beliefs really didn't help for the APUSH test.....

by ohquirkyone September 30, 2009

Wreck It Ralph

1. The Animated Movie directed by Rich Moore.
2. A huge person with big hands.

I saw a Wreck it Ralph..oh he was HUGE!

by BroskiRalphing November 12, 2012

Ralph

he can be bad at times , but when he wants to be he can be nice sweet and caring , he writes u long paragraphs saying how much he loves u he’s hot , and funny , when u get to know a ralph don’t mess it up or his friends wi’ll cum 4 u , but if u date him it will be epic ❤️

he’s so hot

oh ya that ralph 🥵

by rowan.... April 17, 2019

Ralph

ralphs are the best,there usally tall,tan skin, super hot. ralphies are sweet and out going they can make u smile easy (: they dont like to be sad or never have a smile (: if u get one keep him hes the best and hopefully mine soon (: <3 ralphies also like to have sex! alot!! dont cheat and will always be faitful.

"Who's that cutie?!"

"That's Ralph!"

by BreezyDoll February 20, 2012

ralph

v. To throw up; lurch

Watching the professional eater on The Daily Show tonight made me want to ralph!

by The Grammar Nazi December 13, 2001

Ralph Nader

A significant political figure that advocates the safety and security of the working class more than any other candidate running for office. Democrats oftentimes like to call Ralph a 'spoiler' because several thousand people voted for him in Florida. Not only is this a concieded notion, (that if Nader hadn't run for office, all of the people who voted for him would have immediately cast their vote towards gore) but they fail to realize that over 250,000 self-identified Democrats voted for George Bush in Florida. Strangely enough, the Democrats do not even bother to scold them. Moreover, a Democratic exit poll showed that Ralph’s votes came 25% from Republicans, 38% from Democrats, and the rest were nonvoters who would have only voted for Ralph.

No one is entitled to votes. They must be earned. Nowhere in the constitution are political parties even mentioned. If a certain party is loosing followers to another party, maybe they just aren't trying hard enough.

by Xvall November 24, 2004