Planetary Quarantine

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine

by ♥🗺☠ July 20, 2021

quarantine couple

Two individuals who find themselves in a relationship simply because there is nothing better to do, specifically in the context of the global COVID-19 pandemic.

“OMG i really like you and it’s probably because i’m really fucking bored.... do you want to be a quarantine couple? “

by quaranqueen April 7, 2020

Quarantine radio

A livestream started by Canadian rapper Tory Lanez during the 2020 Corona pandemic.

"Drop peach and milk emojis to be featured on QUARANTINE RADIO"

by 901drive April 10, 2020

Quarantine Karen

That one nosy neighbor who has nothing better to do than snitching on their neighbors who sneak out to go walk their dog.

Cindy called the cops on me because I took Fido out for a walk, she’s such a Quarantine Karen.

by Ebuko April 7, 2020

Quarantine

Get drunk everyday because there’s nothing else to do

I’m going to get drunk tonight as we are in quarantine and there’s nothing else to do, we can’t go to the pubs

by Nips April 24, 2020

Quarantine

The act of getting the hell away from other humans for the "sake of your own health", to quote my mom.

"I have to quarantine because of COVID-19."
Usually followed by: "Ugh."

by NOPE_UGH_BLEH April 4, 2020

quarantine

hell

2089
remember when we had to quarantine?
oh yh that was hell!

by dbefidbsdjbwsdkheuw May 19, 2020