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Planetary Quarantine

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine
by ♥🗺☠ July 20, 2021
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quarantine couple

Two individuals who find themselves in a relationship simply because there is nothing better to do, specifically in the context of the global COVID-19 pandemic.
“OMG i really like you and it’s probably because i’m really fucking bored.... do you want to be a quarantine couple? “
by quaranqueen April 7, 2020
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Quarantine Thirst

When you spend so long in isolation that you start getting overcome with horny thoughts and can’t help but go after sexy times with folks you never would in normal times
Aishanee come down wit dat quarantine thirst hard lately! You see those scandalous stories she posted to da gram?!
by Lynke June 18, 2020
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Quarantine 50

The actual amount of weight that you gain while thinking that you are only packing on the Quarantine 15 during Covid lockdown, lack of exercise, energy, and pure will to live.
Damn, I knew that this Quarantine 15 was gonna turn into Quarantine 50! Now I can't get a date and I need a whole new wardrobe. FML!
by GC A.C. June 27, 2020
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Quarantine Karen

That one nosy neighbor who has nothing better to do than snitching on their neighbors who sneak out to go walk their dog.
Cindy called the cops on me because I took Fido out for a walk, she’s such a Quarantine Karen.
by Ebuko April 7, 2020
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Quarantine radio

A livestream started by Canadian rapper Tory Lanez during the 2020 Corona pandemic.
"Drop peach and milk emojis to be featured on QUARANTINE RADIO"
by 901drive April 10, 2020
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Quarantine

Hell...
Quarantine is hell PERIODT
by Webby97 April 18, 2020
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