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beer patch

peeling the sticker off of a bud light beer bottle and putting the sticker on your forehead.
A cop pulls you over. He asks "Have you been drinking tonight?" With sticker on forehead you say "Nope, I'm on the patch!" That is being on the beer patch.
by Dalton18341 December 16, 2007
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Jungle Patching

The act of defacing someone's lawn. (Typically by driving over it with a car)
You can still see the tire marks through Tom's yard from when we went jungle patching a few nights ago.
by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010
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Devon Patch

A "Devon Patch" is the the area of a males head that bald's first, commonly on the crown of a males head a rounding bald spot resembling the end of a devon/polony roll (Famous Australian Sandwich filling)
"Oi Mate" have a go at Kevins Devon Patch
by Big Rosscow January 25, 2018
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patches are welcome

Also, "pull requests welcome"

The open source way of saying "go screw yourself".

When somebody requests a new feature in a open source project and nobody wants to implement it, the project moderators will politely say no by saying that the person requesting the feature is welcome to do the work himself.
Random guy: I think it would be a great if Firefox supported joystick navigation. That way, a user can click on links using a joystick rather than a mouse.

Project Maintainer: We don't have the resources to create such a feature. Patches are welcome and we will review the code if you are willing to write it yourself.
by sebflippers July 13, 2014
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pebble patch

the space underneath the shaft of the dick and the ball sack
this bitch slapped her tongue against my pebble patch
by Petey Pebbler May 28, 2010
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Rough Patch

When something bad happens for a long to little period of time
This week has been a rough patch

“You know today’s been a rough patch when your behind a big cow trailer and your also trailering cows and a cow in front of you pees out the back. Then you go to turn the whipper fluid on and it’s only comes out the passenger side.”
by cowsss July 9, 2018
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patchy fu manchu

When a man blows his load on a girls top lip/just under her nose, and the jazz (jizz) pours down either side of her mouth.
Last night I gave Laura a patchy fu Manchu. That cum mustache can't be unseen.
by Mafrackincrackin March 2, 2015
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