Butt Pumpkin

Bowel movements that are quite a bit larger than the standard 'rabbit turd', yet hold the same consistency and shape as their smaller cousin.

Large round turds that require work and time to pass.

Almost guaranteed splash-back due to density and size.

Hollyfeld: knock knock “Dude, you ok in there?”

Java: grunting/strained “I’m fine. Just planting some butt pumpkins from all that Moussaka last night”

{contributing editor Lazlo Hollyfeld - thank you for your creative prowess}

by Javad0g July 24, 2009

Cum Pumpkin

When you blow your load in your partners ass, then stuff your fist up their ass and scrape the linings for the load (like when you carved a pumpkin). Take any shit and cum up there and put it in a bowl and make your partner eat it.

"I met this chick in the bar the other night. She totally let me give her a cum pumpkin. She ate every drop of it"

by cbrudog January 12, 2017

the smashing pumpkins

Billy Corgan (vocals)
James Iha (guitar)
Jimmy Chamerlain (Drums)
D'arcy Gretzky (Bass)

These four people made some of the best music of the Alternative Rock movement of the 90s. Hits included Disarm, Tonight, 1979, and Bullets with Butterfly Wings. There best albums are Mellan Chollie and the Infinite Sadness, Gish, and Siamese Dreams.

Better than any music of todays generation. Rap is Krap kiddies. 50 cent is really a pansy.

The smashing Pumpkins, gods of Alt Rock

by Rock > Rap June 10, 2004

pumpkin in pants

A large bulge of fatty tissue below the belt line and above the crotch. A large enough bulge will cause a fully expanded pair of pleated slacks to closely resemble a pumpkin.

Embarassingly, the mans pumpkin in pants toppled his iced mocha when he stood up from the table.

by T'ardstrong January 29, 2008

pumpkin blumpkin

The standard blumpkin affair with a twist: instead of the usual mouth hug while taking the browns to the super bowl, she (or he if you're so inclined) dons a jack-o-lantern (preferably of the toothless persuasion) and then blumpkins you to orgasm. It's a seasonal thing - like the bj version of the shamrock shake.

It was Halloween night and I could tell magic was in the air when a jack-o-lantern was giving me head on the toilet, the old "pumpkin blumpkin"

by steve ryans October 4, 2009

pumpkin fart

A fart that smells both like shit and the inside of a pumpkin.

That's the worst fart I've ever smelled, it must be a pumpkin fart.

by Bob33 November 3, 2007

Pumpkin Bitch

Overly spray-tanned drunk slut. From the movie No Strings Attached.

You look like a pumpkin bitch!

by poseysbetter March 4, 2011