love puddle 

when jizz/semen is "spilt" on the floor

oh man i gotta go and hurry up i left a huge love puddle downstairs lastnight

love puddle by kevin barry May 13, 2006

Gene Puddle 

Slightly shallower genetic source of those whose actions make it obvious that they sprang from a place with not much variety in DNA.

You sent troops where?! When?! Boy, the gene puddle must have been drying out by the time your parents had you.

Gene Puddle by David November 8, 2003

ninja puddle 

1. A puddle on the ground that you don't notice until you've stepped in it.

2. A puddle that seemed shallow until you stepped in it. Turns out that it's not shallow at all. You end up ankle-deep in rain/piss/vomit, etc.

May: "Why the hell are your jeans soaked to your ankles?!"

JJ: "I stepped in about seven ninja puddles going across the campus."

ninja puddle by maxcee December 8, 2009

Muddy Puddle 

Cumming inside of someone's ass then them shitting on your dick after making them gag on their own shit spitting it back into your mouth and you spitting it right back into that hairy asshole.

"Do you wanna do a Muddy Puddle tonight babe".

Muddy Puddle by Pu55y D35tr0y3r June 5, 2020

Piddledick 

A person who messes with all your stuff and doesn't stop or settle down.

Quit messing with my things and settle down, piddledick!

Piddledick by Justin Vrahnos August 22, 2008

Chest Puddles 

Large, mushy boobs that melt into wide puddles when the woman lies on her back.

Her rack looked epic when she was in her bra, but as soon as she took it off and lay down on her back, they turned into chest puddles.

Chest Puddles by The Colonel February 27, 2006

puddle jumper 

A small airplane used to transport a minimal amount of people.

"Did you fly in on a big airplane?"

"Naw, it was just a puddle jumper."

puddle jumper by Mack Daddy: The Sequel June 25, 2006