profandity

a statement both deep and obscene.

With intense profandity, he said: "Be who you are, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind....Motherfucker."

by jcat12 April 8, 2013

Proximity advantage

The advantage one has in being nearby.

Jane was the girlfriend of both Sam and Mark at different times. In both relationships she ended it. In Jane's eyes, the two are in equal standing. Now that Jane's newest relationship has broken up, she wants to reconnect with one of her two former exes. Mark lives two counties away while Sam lives in the same apartment complex as Jane. Jane restarts relationship with Sam because Sam has the proximity advantage.

Tom is an employer who is in search of an employee to start ASAP. There are two candidates for the position: John who is the better option but is on the other side of the world, and Jesse, who is slightly less qualified but will start immediately. Tom hires Jesse because Jesse has the proximity advantage.

by FullDevolution January 13, 2014

PROFANITY

PROFESSIONAL VANITY
COLENYC (INSTAGRAM/TWITTER)
REVERBNATION.COM/SACRILIGIOUS
PAYPAL.ME/COLEBUSH/1

Every Language Has words they use to make an 'inside joke©' profane energy (profanity) within the group ...intra/inter communicating, euphemizing and basically setting screens. 🚮🔒

by URBAN CRAYFISH May 16, 2018

Proximity asshole

When your ass knows it's near a toilet and it gets worse

You have one chance to close the door because of proximity asshole

by Coidesal November 1, 2018

Profanity room

From family room a room where various activities are pursued leading to outbursts of uncontrollable swearing as sporting teams fail to perform.

I watched Man U lose again in the profanity room.

by Steek3636 December 29, 2018

ProFiftyTwoBlitz

if fifty two means on your site; To score just barely over the ammount of complete mental retardation in an exam. so in a ProFiftyTwoBlitz I can get that extra one up needed to get further in life and pass the competition.

a ProFiftyTwoBlitz means I can get that extra one up needed to get further in life and pass the competition.

by TVyeauuh December 27, 2020

Proximity Zero

The distance from your mind that the cabal can observe your inner thoughts, send you messages to trigger a schizophrenic reaction, or jerk the steering wheel towards an innocent woman.

Friend: I thought I heard something around the corner!?
Me: No, someone’s in your head at proximity zero.
Friend: I must be schizophrenic!

by brainslave711 February 26, 2021