The most ridiculous pathetic little jake you could ever imagine
usually has a girlfriend that cheats on him on the reg.
usually has a girlfriend that cheats on him on the reg.
by Godalaaaaaar October 16, 2010
This saying is in essence ironic as 'The Prawn' is inherently a sad, misguided but humble fool, about as funny as watching your mum get a zombie mask. The Prawn spends most days lamenting over the failed attempt to conquer the world and tends to cover the sadness with 'classic' japes.
Prawn: Hello, im a prawn! can i tell you a joke?
Person: Hmmm, ok
Prawn: Why are pirates called pirates?
Person: sh*t, another Prawn of Humour on our hands
Person: Hmmm, ok
Prawn: Why are pirates called pirates?
Person: sh*t, another Prawn of Humour on our hands
by Sandal Bearer June 26, 2007
by we buy houses June 12, 2007
A twist on the pearl necklace. It's when a woman squirts all over a man's neck, after having been eaten out while sitting on his face... hence the smell of prawn, and the term "prawn necklace".
"Yo, Ethan, you going to call back that chick from the bar last night? Mercedes, was it?", "Nah, I took her home and she gave me a rancid prawn necklace."
by MGReaper June 27, 2018
Someone with an extremely ugly face, but awesome body aka a prawn (shrimp), you throw away the head, eat the body.
by The Fonz1 November 05, 2007
Various PRAWNS in a hot tub or similar liquid body. To describe multiple guys or gals that have an attractive body, but a face that only a mother could love aka FUGLY
by boberto January 11, 2015
The wife came to bed and straddled my face with her mulled prawn.
I had a touch of the stank puss but thanks to a little vinegar and water I’ve got a wonderful mulled prawn.
I had a touch of the stank puss but thanks to a little vinegar and water I’ve got a wonderful mulled prawn.
by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021