Prawn Cracker

The dry crusty tissue that results after wiping up cum from a wank.

Fuck man, how longs it been since you been with someone, I bet you have hundreds of prawn crackers under your bed.

by lemonmeringuepie October 23, 2008

Prawn cocktail

The result of spunk mixed with blood after having rough sex or sex during your period

The sheets were covered in prawn cocktail.

by mouth2 September 7, 2013

Prawn crackers

the crispy remains of tissues used for mopping up man milk, which have been left under the bed forgotten

just been in your brothers room and it is full of prawn crackers the little strummer

by Dan Glibals March 3, 2009

prawn cutlet

To ejaculate on the face of the blowjober and throw sand on the deposit. The sand therefore sticking to the face and hence looking like a prawn cutlet. (Perfomed at the beach)

"she wouldn't swallow so i had to give her the prawn cutlet"

by Andrew May 18, 2004

prawn cock

A man's penis that resembles a Cooked Atlantic Prawn.

As Lindsay dropped his pants she exclaimed "Oh my god look at that tiny Prawn Cock"!

by MattyH-UK November 7, 2014

Prawn Cocktail

The act of placing a Skip on the tip of your bellend and cumming so it fizzles away.

Rob had a erection and a packet of Skips, no better timing for a Prawn Cocktail.

by Prawn Cocktail June 7, 2015

prawn purse

Another word for a smelly unclean vagina

She dropped her Primark leggings and out popped her prawn purse

by Thepope92 January 10, 2021