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parachute pants

Tight nylon pants with lots of zippers.
by jer October 27, 2003
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Japanese Parachute

On the roof of your house, after anal sex, blast your load all over her back, then throw her off the roof.
Not realizing where I parked, I destroyed my car when I gave her a Japanese Parachute.
by rjmcg88 February 22, 2009
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Hot Pocket Parachute

A term used when a male stuffs his penis inside of a females anal for 5-10 seconds until female preforms a fart; then quickly the male releases the penis from the anal leaving a parachute of poop shooting from the females rectum onto the mans chest. This action can also be done without the discretion of the male.
Guy 1: So bro, how was hanging out with that Russian chick? I heard she does nasty shit...

Guy 2: Ever Heard of a Hot Pocket Parachute?

Guy 1: Um, no; wtf is that?

Guy 2: Go to Urbandictionary.com and look it up.

Guy 1: Are you ok, man?

Guy 2: .......no...
by TommyBecks September 12, 2010
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german parachute

Breaking wind under the covers and quickly trapping your bed-mate in the fog under the blanket. A quicker application of a dutch oven.
My girl has caught on to the dutch oven, so I had to hit her quick with a german parachute on one of my gassier days.
by 12345678910111213 March 24, 2008
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Parachute game

A game of any kind (mostly video games) that is lacking a real sense of direction and purpose but is masked by the sociology aspect of the game.
Games like this usually have a multiplayer feature which causes this "masking" or "The Parachute". This term is a generalized and complicated term for which it simply explains how people treat a game as a group. Games that have been seen as Parachute games are usually still widely played mostly because of the social part of the game that they can't break away from. The games have no real multiplayer aspect, but they are seen as fun because of the forceful gathering of people in order to make it fun. MMos titles can have this affect, because of the major social aspect of the game.

This Term does not have to be negative and can simply describe a game that is only played because of what people made of it and not what it actually is.
Examples of Games: World of warcraft, APB:reloaded, Starbound(Beta), Dayz, Call of duty, Torchlight, Team fortress 2.

Example1:
Person 1: So you Still play World of Warcraft? I thought you hated world of warcraft?

Person 2: Yea, I hate blizzard and I dont want to play their games anymore but I have friends on here that still play and I want to know what they're up to

Person 3: Oh, so its a parachute game now?

Example2:
People playing a game that is lacking in features and mechanics but is played because all their friends have the game and

they want to fit in.
by Gamepsychology December 10, 2013
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Prachanda

To engage in a 10-year long, protracted guerrilla war to demand democracy from the monarchy, and end up installing a Maoist regime.
I'm gonna pull a prachanda in my home town, see how they like it.
by Son of Stalin June 26, 2003
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reverse-parachute

the ninja move Jesus used to get back to heaven
After the reincarnation, Jesus reverse-parachuted back to "heaven" (scientifically known as the exosphere)
by AirplaneDonk November 20, 2010
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