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Kiahn Powell

Noun
A small handed creature native to Donald Victoria. Despite its small handedness the Kiahn Powell exhibits a high level of aggression. It will usually attack its victims via text message. The best way to deal with Kiahn Powell attack is to try an appease it with food. Chocolate has been found most effective.
“I was just harassed on my phone by a small handed Kiahn Powell.”

“That’s smaller than the hands on a Kiahn Powell.”
by Jolushke May 2, 2019
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Owen Powell

Very tall funny bloke that original gained traction because he slated his old maths teacher. Then he entered KSI’s poppin challenge where KSI reacted to him rapping. Owen got robbed and didn’t get top 5. Unfortunately for him, he happens to be a Manchester City fan. He also sounds a lot like Morgz
by Salted cornflakes April 24, 2020
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Sidney Powell Defense

The legal argument that no sensible person would take you seriously. This argument was used by Sidney Powell, a batshit crazy attorney who spread Donald Trump's false claims of voter fraud. Powell was defending herself against a lawsuit by $1.3 billion Dominion Voting Systems.
"Mrs. Powell, You made false claims of voter fraud." powerfully said by prosecutors.
"Excuse me, Your Honour. No sensible person would believe what the defendant said." the lawyer said defensively.
"Sidney Powell Defense, what a terrible argument." the prosecutor said in a snarky tone.
"I didn't do nothing!" desperately cried Sidney Powell in her thick Durham accent.
by George's_Bush March 30, 2021
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Jack Powell

by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Powell Cup

A drinking game spawning from Beirut, Powell Cup brings a gentleman’s laziness to the drinking table. The founders of Powell cup dedicate its name the cherished memories of high times at Lake Powell. In order to play, contenders require the traditional supplies of Beirut; and, in addition, it is necessary that two lawn chairs are set up on either side of the table for comfortable seating. The two-man teams arrange four cups on each end of the table in a diamond formation. Each side takes collective turns shooting ping-pong balls at the opposing cups, and, as a requirement, the balls must bounce at least once before landing in a cup. Additionally, team members on both sides of the table are not allowed to stand up from their seats. A hockey stick is highly recommended for handling ping-pong balls out of arms reach. So sit back, relax, and play Powell cup.
“Class starts late tomorrow, should we rack up some Powell Cup?”

Response: “I’ve got nowhere to go and no one to see so I could sit a few rounds.”
by Alexander Funk May 4, 2008
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powell river

not a place for your vacation
end of the road my friend

expensive ferry ride there and back
mostly elderly people
and disabled people
expensive groceries
very few liquor stores, high price
barnacle beaches
fishy/pulp mill smell
rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain,

rain, rain, rain,rain..........
no night clubs, no night life,no party
NO FUN
wish i never wasted my money or vacation time in powell river
by stuck.in.a.ditch September 11, 2010
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Nate Powell

1. Original G
2. Awkward
3. Should be black
This Nate Powell right here is running out the competition.
by Niggity Nate Dogg January 20, 2009
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