Poking the Pork Chops

Bouncing off of a girl's (or guy's, whatever you're into) ass as you have sex with them from behind. Whether it's anal or vaginal intercourse is completely irrelevant.

"So what did you do last night, dude?"
"Oh you know, just hung out with Stacy's mom and was poking the pork chops."

by A_sphincter_says_what August 11, 2013

pork-chop

Portuguese people are pork-chops

"oh look a pork-chop"

by Melissa Pereira March 10, 2021

Dustin my pork chop

When you hock a lougie in your girls mouth, spits it on your dick and jacks you off or fucks you.

She's gonna be 'Dustin my pork chop later.
Dustin this pork chop.

by Phsycobob5150 July 22, 2022

dustin my pork chop

You spit a lougie in your girls mouth, she spits it on your Johnson and continues to jerk u off or screw.

B***h Gonna be Dustin my pork chop later

by Phsycobob5150 July 23, 2022

Pork Chop

Down trodden man. Not allowed out for a beer. The result will be wife partner or spouse hitting them and leaving an ear looking like a pork chop. The swelling causes a human ear to look like a pork chop.

Davey V you not allowed out again you pork chop.

by Porkchopper March 6, 2025

Clam Down Pork Chop

Calm the fuck down. But Nicer🤗

Hey Reggie, I just watched you trip while you were running like a dumbass. Clam down pork chop.

by IkeTon August 10, 2024

Clam Down Pork Chop

Calm the fuck down. But nicer🤗

Hey bro, I just watched you trip while you were running like a dumbass. Clam down pork chop.

by IkeTon August 10, 2024