Pooningly

Poon.ing.ly – (adv) To describe an action that would deliver the poon to said doer of specific action.

Ex. The baseball player pooningly hit the ball over the fence. This caused all the females in the stands to swoon.

by adeloko84 March 31, 2009

phenangle

Shove back into place.

Could you please phenangle this ice pack back into place, it slipped.

by Unknown Person Of Hell June 11, 2010

Poonjanger

Noun:

1. An individual who jangs a lot of poon.

2. An asshole; someone who makes plans then never keeps them, moves your things then doesn't tell you, talks a lot but never listens, spends a lot but never shares, finds ways to make your day worse, and brings the atmosphere of a mental hell on earth into your daily life.

3. Someone who sucks copious amounts of dicks.

4. To beat around the bush.

Person 1: Bro! That guy keeps fucking me over. bro!

Person 2: Ya bro, he's such a poonjanger. Always poonjanging around and never giving us a straight answer.

by piderman March 1, 2013

Poontangly Dangly

A man's penis.

Wow you should of seen that guys poontangly dangly it was huge!

by WakeUp2016 December 4, 2016

poontangoed

The action of closing your legs on a partner's head unannounced as they perform cunnilungus on you.

This is in reference to the popular drink Tango and the subsequent "You've been Tangoed" ad campaign, which involved slapping someone on either side of the head.

Guy 1: I was eating this chick out last night and thought I was doing a good job, until she slammed her legs closed on my head.
Guy 2: You got poontangoed, mate!

by Abo-bo July 31, 2017

pooneglect

To be neglected of Poon.

Steven was suffering from pooneglect..

by Thepoongod April 20, 2019

poonwaggle

The idea that your friend likes poon with a slight waggle in it but only if it is black or interracial

Damn, I need that poonwaggle

by Luckyticklemedick September 21, 2020