Pooched Eggs

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.

Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.

by will bitten September 16, 2017

Pooch

The act of sitting outside the front door, usually on a step - or two. There are often many people involved in this activity, all watching the world go by armed with cigarettes and perkers. This term is often confused with the act of 'stooping' although general belief is that the act of pooching out wins the act of stooping.

To pooch in the morning
Pooch in the evening
Pooching all day long

by knoddle May 6, 2009

Pooch

A sexy black man from the south, usually texas.

I want to meet that pooch.

by jenaveve13 July 27, 2009

Pooch

The piece of skin between the scrotum and arsehole of a person who chooses to be a 'front-wiper'. Portmanteau of the two words 'poo' and 'gooch'. To be shouted at anyone discovered to be a front wiper at any available opurtunity...'POOOOOOOCH'

Mate, you're a front wiper? That smell must be your pooch then.

by Poochie boy March 13, 2008

pooch

a packed pipe with crystal methamphetamine.

Hey, "chris where's the pooch at?"

by Abraham Gutierrez September 25, 2006

Pooch

To get scared and back out of something that you originally said you were going to do.

To bitch out of something.

Don't pooch out now, you said I can hit it!

That fool didn't do, he pooched out!

Tony pooched out man, he didn't fuck that hoe.

by Dirty SOuth 954 May 16, 2008

Pooch

shit rigg, shit huss, shit tatt, shit human.

Contrary to what you think, you have a shit rigg, shit huss, shit tatt... you are pooch.

by Moman Momillion November 7, 2009