Pokémon GO

The idea of the game was to catch Pokémon as you do, but do it in the lovely world of the outdoors and still be in the virtual world at the same time, yet obesity rates have skyrocketed substantially since 2016 in the west.

You can't just lose weight and get fitter by walking about and playing Pokémon GO alone. You need to limit your calorie intake and consume calories from healthy sources of protein, carbs and healthy fats rather than eating like a stray dog by guzzling shit tons of empty calories after your walk.

by UltimateDoge June 1, 2022

Screenshot Pokémon

Screenshot Pokémon is a game made up from about a year ago i played with my friends online. You play by sending screenshots (perferably funny ones, keep it fun.) and basically take turns doing it. if you run out of screenshots (or pictures) take a run to google. (Abbreviation: SSP.)

(please dont take this down)

"hey bitch wanna play Screenshot Pokémon?"
"hell yeah, ill start."

by givemeafuckingname November 13, 2021

Pokémon go

Cancer

Son: dad I just caught a pidgey on Pokémon go
Dad: you just turned into cancer

by NewJetCartoon June 15, 2017

Pokémon Cry

A signature sound that a Pokémon makes, when

-the Pokémon appears in battle
-you send the Pokémon out to battle
-the Pokémon faints
-you look up the Pokédex entry of the Pokémon
-you feed the Pokémon
-when you interact with Pokémon

In the first games, some cries of Pokémon matched and sounded exactly the same, but this issue has already been fixed.

Example:

*A wild Unown appeared!
(Unown's Pokémon Cry)
*Go, Cyndaquil!
(Cyndaquil's Pokémon Cry)
*Cyndaquil used Flamethrower!
*Unown fainted!
(Unown's Pokémon Cry slowed down)

by UnownFan0 May 11, 2018

Pokémon champions

a new Pokémon spinoff about battling

guy 1:you heard about Pokémon champions
guy 2:yeah bro i hope it fixes dexit

by Olaf the urbanite July 25, 2025

also Pokémon sw/sh

every negative argument but national pokedex removal and wasted story, is trash and just something nitpicked to be nitpicked

also Pokémon sw/sh: i agree some parts are wasted potential but really, is it that bad to still be talked about in 2021, 2 years after its initial launch?

by someone else thats not u January 11, 2021

Pokémon health

Term used when an enemy in a game has little to no health

That should have killed him! He had Pokémon health

by Knsloc March 6, 2021