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sincerity poisoning

essentially the opposite of irony poisoning

When someone's sense of genuineness is so overboard that it becomes schmaltzy, overly sentimental, or corny. Baby boomers tend to be infected with this, especially celebrity boomers when talking about other celebrities (for example, Joe Piscopo). While the sincerity coming from the poisoned individual may, in fact, feel real to them, others around them will often identify it as fraudulent or overly nice.
1: Did you get Bill's email apologizing for all the little things he's done over the last year? Most of those weren't even a big deal anyways.

2: Yeah, I got that email. Bill used to be really sarcastic and ironic a lot in a funny, dry way, but I think it was too much for me.

1: People really saw him as emotionally disconnected, I think. Now he has sincerity poisoning to make up for it.
by DOOM_KAAL October 4, 2018
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global poisoning

Turning air, water, and land into toxic substances at a global level. This occurs when chemicals, toxins, particulate matter, biological organisms, nutrients, radiation etc are released in large enough amounts to create an unsafe environment in which life forms get sick or poisoned. People can get sick directly from even small amounts of pollution such as mercury, or they can indirectly such as from the harmful effects of solar radiation when the ozone has been removed by a chemical bath. Nuclear fallout from power plants or weapons can have significant effects even when small amounts are released.
Global poisoning may dwarf the harmful effects of global warming and give India and China as examples.
by mlhiss April 25, 2017
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meat poisoning

That's the third time she come down here looking for him she got that meat poisoning!
by Dr. Red April 11, 2023
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fast food poisoning

The general unhealthy and bloated feeling you get from eating too much fast food.
"My girlfriend is going to be gone for a few weeks, hopefully I don't get fast food poisoning while she's gone."
by MistakeLake December 15, 2013
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Sperm Poisoning

The ingestion of so much sperm that one becomes poisoned, almost like alchohol poisoning. If somone has sperm poisoning see a doctor immediatlly.
The other night I was at a Rainbow Party with my friend and one of the girls got sperm poisoning from giving to many blowjobs.
by Gameace12 September 8, 2008
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Sun poisoning

A term that uneducated peoples use to describe being sun burned.
I went snowboarding today and got sun poisoning!
by Mysterious Bitcx April 8, 2011
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Food stamp poisoning

The visible physical effects of the poor food choices induced by the often humble socioeconomic backgrounds of food stamp recipients and enhanced by the relatively lower cost and higher availability of high carbohydrate – low nutritional value food items when compared to higher quality foods. These physical effects are typically manifested in the form of high body math index (BMI) and apparent low physical fitness, as indicated by a slow unsteady walk, loud breathing, and poor dental health. These physical effects frequently appear to be accompanied by ill temper, a lack of ambition, and an unexplained desire to wear over-sized worn-out t-shirts.
“Look at those big people shuffling to the car with the groceries. Can’t make it up the steps with those big bags of chips and soda pop. Must be food stamp poisoning.”
by ewobbel June 22, 2011
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