Poete

A butt eater, someone who smells like butt

That guy over there is such a Poete.

by Grizzly Graph March 28, 2024

Tortured poets department

Taylor Swift’s new album for the readers and the writers.

The Tortured Poets Department is for me because I like to read.

by cloudstrawberry February 5, 2024

THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT

Taylor Swift's 11th studio album. Considered a top 5 in some swifties leaderboards of best albums, theorized to be about Matty Healy and Joe Alwyn, with some songs that are also theorized to be about Travis Kelce such as The Alchemy and So High School. Came out April 19th and was announced at the 66th Annual Grammy's after winning Album of the Year on February 4th, 2024. It's lead single is Fortnight ft. Post Malone

Meredith: Hey, did you hear about our mom's new album, it's called the.. uh.. Dead Poet's Society..
Olivia: Do you mean The Tortured Poets Department?
Benjamin: Oh yeah.. She released it as a double album also.

by SunnySuki June 3, 2024

21st Century Poet

noun. Writes fully sick poetry with no value or significant theme

When your bars are long and barely rhyme but you on the dime. Dat dere 21st century poet.

by DaRealBdizzle October 6, 2016

poete

Dude who has a large Jew-fro with highlights and is not necessarily Jewish

Dude have you seen poete lately?

by JsusshgHbahajwj August 28, 2017

dread poet's voice

A rhythmic style of reading poetry, akin to beging on a boat in choppy seas. The reader's voice goes up and down, up and down, and the words of the peom are lost in the waves of pulsating intonation.

I should have taken Dramamine to offset her dread poet's voice.

by gcl1224 September 21, 2011

meta-poet

A creator who treats reality as a poem to be played, not written; one who composes existence through perception and participation.

A meta-poet is not merely a writer, but a player of realities — one who treats existence like a poem in progress.

To be a meta-poet is to treat existence as a canvas and language as the act of painting it.

by Ace M. October 30, 2025