Tide pods

A yummy snack to eat while you dab on them haters!

Kid: i eat tide pods on a daily basis

Mom: i should of used that abortion coupon.

by Skeetskeet17 January 16, 2018

tide pod

A well-known snack made by the meme lord and is still eaten today. Most people eat tide pods as a snack or for dessert. If you do prefer a healthier snack, then has some Clorox tide pods. There a healthy alternative.

Guy 1: Hey man want some tide pods.
Guy 2: Na man I need something healthier.
Guy 1: I got some Clorox.
Guy 2: I want some of that.

by The binduet January 17, 2018

porn on the pod

Having one or multiple porno flicks on your i pod.

Jim: whats that fucker doing in there
Rob: I think hes beatin off to his porn on the pod.

by Bmw 540i March 4, 2006

Tide Pod

The Forbidden Fruit of the Garden of Eden that Eve bit into. So tasty that God wanted them all for himself.

Tonight I will have Tide Pods for dinner and God gonna wanna stop by.

by MemeMaster777 June 17, 2018

Helmer-Pod

A small poop nugget that is stuck in ones butthole.

Marlene is walking funny again, think it might be a Helmer-Pod.

This Helmer-Pod is driving me crazy, I can’t even chainsaw-fart it out!

by em el soups February 9, 2019

Peace Pod

A holy triumphant composed of the finest specimen of vodka-chugging, cigar-smoking, pokemon-catching, tiger-stealing hombres that are the epitome of the word "classic."

"It smells like cigar and vodka in here, and the tiger is missing."
"Looks like the work of the Peace Pod!"

by NoTongue February 28, 2010

tis/pod

TIS' - pod: v.

This Is Sparta/Pit Of Death

the act of physically or emotionally destroying an opponent, usually with a figurative kick in the sternum.

that f-cking n00b teabagged me! im gonna tis/pod him!!!

by livin4donuts April 27, 2009